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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:44pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 10:22am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 1:07pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 3:47pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 8:41pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 3:17pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 4:19pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 7:08pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 4:02pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 7:57pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 3:28pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 4:52pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 11:58am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 1:39pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2021 @ 2:32pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 1 May, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:51am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50am



Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos