♥♥♥♥♥♥ gunshots interrupted my masturbation.

So there I was. Under my bedsheets comfortable and I had some 3.9 star hentai on and then suddenly, I just hear 6 shots.

Now, at first I just thought they were fireworks because its nearing the fourth of July. So I just kept on wanking but as soon as I was near the end if my session, I hear 3 more REALLY loud shots causing my erection to dissapear.

Now, at this point I was just pissed off because some random guy just happened to launch fireworks mid-nut. So I look out my window and see some dude runnin with a gun in his hand and another man running away from him.

Needless to say, I noped my ass back to bed and am trying to get another erection.

mad i didnt tryhard in silver lobby

-rep sightless toxic

+rep chill fella

love u my pookie- by your lil femboy

Hey Mort,

First of all, thank you so much for being honest and putting yourself out there! I think you’re a really awesome person and I genuinely enjoy getting to know you. That said, I don’t quite feel the spark that I’d hoped for.

I wanted to let you know as kindly as I can that I don’t think we’re a match romantically. But I really appreciate the connection we’ve had, and I think you deserve someone who’s a perfect fit for you (and vice versa).

I hope this doesn’t sound too awkward—I’m definitely rooting for you in finding someone who clicks just right! And who knows? We could still totally be friends, if you’re up for that!

Take care and wishing you all the best!