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19 of 72 (26%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 2:42pm

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 2:23pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 3:53pm

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 2:59pm

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2016 @ 1:45am

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2016 @ 1:45am

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 3:53pm

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 11:42am

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 3:53pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2016 @ 1:45am

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2016 @ 1:45am

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2016 @ 1:45am

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 4:04pm

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 4:16pm

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 12:09pm

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 4:27pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2016 @ 1:45am

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 4:43pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 4:44pm



Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Numismatist

Earned a coin.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Patriot

America won the war.

Founder

Started a new country.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Robophile

Married a robot.

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.