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naruto has summon you join in his ninja clan!! send this to 5 of your best friends to join in ninja clan and be top ninja in leaf town. only true ninja work with naruto and learn how to use double team. are you one of the ninja?

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If you are a beautiful cute femboy kitten, someone will put this in your comments.
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You disturbed my rest. Hmm, I guess I forgive you. You wanna lick my shoes clean? I mean, I have been traipsing through the sewers, so try not to get sick. If you throw up all over your cage, I ain't cleaning that. Consider that your dessert. My toilet needs cleaning, but the toilet brush only has 1 bristle left on it. I am sure you will still do a good job. You are very lucky to have such a kind and considerate person like me looking after you. And you show your gratitude well; I'll give you that.
I will tell you "I love you" when you have finished with your chores (I hate french people)

could you please return my dog from your car's front bumper thanks

I just wanted to thank you again for a great night out and thank you for letting me have your fries when you didn't want them anymore that meant a lot to me and it really changed my perspective

I recently found out this user suffers from a condition that makes their head twice as wide as the average human. At first, I was very concerned about their health and sorrowful for the bullying they have probably endured as a child - and even to the present day. But then I realized it's not all bad for our disproportionate friend. She could easily find a job hammering nails into drywall, knocking over bowling pins, or even being the main attraction at a carnival. Whatever you end up doing, I wish you luck and prosperity for your illness.