So you're saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen what you're doing right there
With that stamp and a book
Ya got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare

I have no idea what you're talking about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire

Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies
And this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?

(Shhhhhh)

Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
I said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm

You're kidding me, right?
Y-you're kidding me!
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
That's a wicked groove you were starting to move
Mister, you've got rhythm times ten

I think perhaps that you're not listening
I find it tedious to repeat
Its no big crime
I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the beat

I don't need my face on T-Shirts
Or hit a power-chord guitar
They were screaming my name
I guess its a shame
But I don't need to be a rock star

Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
I said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm

I ain't got rhythm
Sounds like rhythm to me!
I ain't got rhythm
Seems like they all agree
I ain't got rhythm
But you're laying down some funky syncopation!
I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
But you got that beat!
I ain't got rhythm
Look at them! They're stomping their feet!
I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
Its time for you to rock a brand new generation
Gonna rock a brand new generation
Because I ain't got rhythm