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73.4 hrs on record (52.5 hrs at review time)
>Is fairly good at the game by now
>Day 129
>Decides to go explore the cave system, prepared with meat effigies

>Goes into cave
>Finds rock lobsters
>Runs away screaming
>Finds nightmare light, shadow creatures start to attack
>More screaming
>Dies

>Tries again
>Finds a way down to ruins
>Crying by this point
>Least favorite monsters all appear, cries more
>Gearbots and shadow creatures are all attacking, running away at this point
>Dies by broken bot thing

>Finds monkey things
>Monkey things turn into demon spawns of Lucifer, chase me away
>Runs into the dark with an empty miner's helmet
>Dies
>Isn't revived

10/10 would scream/cry/die again
Posted 30 November, 2015.
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