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62 of 127 (49%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 6:21am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 7:14am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:23am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 5:35am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 3:35am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:16am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 5:58am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 11:25pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 3:35am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 11:43pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 5:33am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 9:33am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:15am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 5:35am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 3:35am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 10:47am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 11:06am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 11:30am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2016 @ 6:01am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:47am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 11:16am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 11:46pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:15am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 6:57am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 10:24am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 1:10am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:15am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 10:11am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 7:52am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:20am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 10:40am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2016 @ 6:57am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 6:15am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 4:47am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 11:01am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 11:39pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 11:05pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 11:16am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 11:24pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 10:54am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2016 @ 5:54am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 2:06am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2016 @ 6:06am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 6:14am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2016 @ 8:23am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 10:53am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2016 @ 3:59am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 8:03am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 3:29am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 8:03am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 9:11am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 3:53am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 7:15am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 4:38am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 3:14am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 4:50am

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2016 @ 12:25am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 6:35am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 7:41am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 3:49am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 6:15am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 4:12am



Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Don't Panic

srsly

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

BFF

Lick a friend

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.