"Bugler of "A" company London Irish Rifles under the name Mumbleford (8 Years) "

" I am 100% carcinogenic"

"Sorry boys the nicotine stained my screen and I'm all outta windex"

"Las cucarachas entran pero no pueden salir"

"Life is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour on the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, filled with sound and fury, signifying nothing."

"I just got back from the dump, hope you like value"

"Protecting my valuable 8-Track collection"

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog - Mark Twain"

"Life is but a vapor, for you know not the day nor hour that you shall draw your last breath before you jump into eternity"

" Hammurabi The Sixth King of Babylon"

"Man stand firm on the ground, shall never be eaten by worm"

''Do not weep, behold the lion of the tribe of Judah, the root of David has overcome to open the scroll and its seven seals''

''I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land''