♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

Penis

I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however will go out of your way to to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?

"🤓"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓" - or are you just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of my literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emoji?

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GET OFF OF OFFLINE DAMNIT