23. Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Hi Lets play among us now

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.