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Expert Mission #15 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Grade A.

Alright. You win DayZ. I can't keep up this charade. My heart is empty, and I feel nothing for you any longer. The spark is gone. We could have been something great, but you've thrown it all away. I can't stand to see you like this anymore. Stop pretending everything is alright. It's not alright! You're dying and everyone can see it. You've lost your way and you're rotting from the inside out.
When you came into my life years ago I had such high hopes; you were a game with dreams. You'd done it all before, but you wanted so much more. You changed hands a few times, reorganized the team, but I stayed faithful. I said, "It's alright, they know what's best". But you didn't, did you? You were stumbling and I didn't see it...maybe I didn't want to. Maybe this is my fault. Maybe I shouldn't have loaned you the money. Oh god, DayZ, I'm so sorry. I just can't stand this anymore. I can't take the heartbreak that comes with each passing day.

I'm moving on.

Maybe we'll meet again someday. You'll get cleaned up, find something you can work at that works for you too. I hope that happens.

>Buy game in alpha.
>Game becomes two games.
>Can't log in, username/password changed (?)
>Customer support requires a login
>RIP

Is this game fun? Yes.
Is this game short? Extremely.
Is the storytelling obtrusive and detract from the game? Absolutely.
Is it the most innovative shooter of the year? Probably.
Is this game worth $25? No.

Buy it on sale. No more than $15.

Probably the most enjoyable multiplayer FPS experience I've ever had.

So good. Contender for my favorite game of all time.

It's very dated. There's a really good mod pack called Morrowind Overhaul that makes it slightly more playable for the young folks. Definetly a great piece of gaming history.

Why is this game fun? No. Guys,,,why is this game fun? I have red alerts going off in my head whenever I fire this up, but...

I don't think I like it. I think. It's fun though. Does that make sense?