Today when I walked into my psychology class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than the Trapper's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark.

𝖘𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉

𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖘! 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝖋𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖚𝖚𝖚𝖚𝖚𝖒𝖊
𝖜𝖊'𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖋𝖔𝖗
𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊

𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖇𝖚𝖞 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔𝖔
𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕴'𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖔𝖗?

𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖆𝖆𝖆𝖞
𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖞!
𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖞
𝖇𝖞𝖊 𝖇𝖞𝖊𝖊𝖊
𝖇𝖞𝖊 𝖇𝖞𝖊

honestly if I saw that damn thing in my livingroom I would stomp on it until it was a small brown stain

Number 15: David king foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your match is foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you gEt.A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With this statement, "This is the lettuce you get with David King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR :)
Signed by default meg

happy birthday !