Keşke hislerimi sana açıkça anlatabilseydim
Sana deli gibi aşık olduğumu söyleyebilseydim
Göz göze geldiğimiz o anda
Sanki dilim tutuldu bir anda
Konuşamadım karşında
Oysa bütün cesaretimi toplayıp sana gelmiştim
Senin için çarpan şu kalbi gör istemiştim
Tam elini tutmak üzereyken
Aşkımı itiraf edecekken
Sokaktan gelen o sesle yıkıldı dünyam

Domates, biber, patlıcan
Domates, biber, patlıcan
Bir anda bütün dünyam karardı
Bu sesle sokaklar yankılandı
Domates, biber, patlıcan
Domates, biber, patlıcan
Domates, biber, patlıcan
Bir anda bütün dünyam karardı
Bu sesle sokaklar yankılandı
Domates, biber, patlıcan

the legend says she can grow balls the size of Texas

My chuwawa usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps in there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger than his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tires, so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr. old approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anybody have a better idea?

B A L A T R O

I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 ♥♥♥ loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men.