You're going to sleep with your girlfriend for the first time. You are at her house, and after leaving the room for a moment, she calls you into her bedroom. It is there you find her dressed in a full Gardevoir costume, and she shyly reveals to you that she has a fetish for dressing up in Pokemon suits and wants you to dress in a costume as well.
You ponder for a moment, and say "for you dear.. anything." You hold her hand and walk slowly over to the bed where she's layed down the costumes. You say to her, "Darling, do you have any preference?" She shakes her head and smiles. You pick up the charmander, kiss your honey on the cheek and say, "Then, this one." Your rival bursts into the bedroom door and shouts, "IN THAT CASE, I'LL CHOOSE SQUIRTLE!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4wZPsFWfi3k

They call me "Chester the second-semester, corporate investor, testicle tester, child molester." I didn't earn that name for nothing.

Dad is maybe hacking.