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76.3 hrs on record (75.8 hrs at review time)

Oi m8 this is the goods. It is probably the only game on the planet that is based off a movie which does NOT suck turkey ball sacks. not only this but is an actual SURVIVAL horror, not action man's wet dream. the lo-fi audio reminiscent of the classic movies gives me a big fat chub. I must stop now I am becoming hysterical. absolute gem, i rate m8 8/8.

Posted 9 March, 2018.

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Not Recommended

40.5 hrs on record (40.4 hrs at review time)

Normie trash. If you're lucky, you'll win the ban lottery.

Posted 3 January, 2018.

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12.4 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)

Hmm how to explain.. This is as if Dead Space had a little fiddle with a big daddy's diddle from Bioshock.
Very nice indeed.

Posted 22 May, 2017.

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Not Recommended

0.3 hrs on record

Ba11sack overkill, much cancer, such garbage.
Dont even. I give it a burnt pubes scented candle / 10

Posted 1 May, 2017.

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9.3 hrs on record

Original and fun, I enjoyed this. A word of warning however to any transgender vegans, this game may trigger your timbers.

Posted 7 April, 2017.

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35.9 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)

M8 this is a good game, if you're looking for a very solid Donald Trump simulator, look no further.

Posted 7 April, 2017.

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56.8 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)

Yeah that's alright aye a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ good one

Posted 24 February, 2017.

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