So I had some errands to run today but I didn’t have any clean underwear. Instead of being gross I decided it would be better if I wore a pair of my sisters panties than to not wear any or wear dirty boxers. When I was at the store I saw some guys I know from school and I started talking to them. I bent down to pick up some bread and they saw my sisters thong that I was wearing. They started laughing and asking what the ♥♥♥♥ I was doing. They tried to take a picture but I pushed them away and tried explaining that I didn’t have any clean underwear. They didn’t believe me at all and I know they are going to tell people. How can I explain this so people don’t think that I actually like doing that?

yes u are

July 9th, My Love!!!!!

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Can I take you to the ice cream parlor and order everything how you like it?

When?

yes daddy

.　　 ／/　꒰ i will take care of you,
　　 /　 ;　　　you are safe now ♡ ꒱
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Reminder to remind myself to remember.

In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

Moses, how art thee? t's been a while since we lasteth spake. I hadst fond mem'ries of at which hour thee did part mine own r'd flote and trav'rs'd mine own dirt roads. Talketh to thee anon xoxo

How art thou Moses? Shall thy spread mine bosom like thine part the red seas?

is driving .. Gay ??? first .. u grab a stick 😳😳 then u throw it in reverse 😣😣 n go backwards .. which is the opposite of straight .. 😦😦 n then pull out 😡😡 of your parking spot ........ idk ... jus know imma be walkin to school from now on 🏃🏽‍♂️💯

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

💗 In The Name of Allah, The Most Beneficent, The Most Merciful 💗

📖 Al-Imran:85 📖

🌻 If anyone desire a religion other than Islam (submission to Allah., never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter He will be in the ranks of those who have lost (All spiritual good).😐

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

💡Tafsir al-Jalalayn 💡

📓 The following was revealed regarding those who apostatized and became disbelievers: Whoever desires a religion other than Islam, it shall not be accepted from him and in the Hereafter he shall be among the losers, because he will end up in 🔥the Fire,🔥 made everlasting for him.😢.

💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

💞 Surah Al-Burooj 💞

👉 ( V.11 ) - For those who believe and do righteous deeds, will be Gardens; beneath which rivers flow: That is the great Salvation, (the fulfilment of all desires).☺🌷

excuse me ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑😤🍑 but did i just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 see 👁 you literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 saying heck on 🔛🔛 my christian ✝⛪ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 minecraft server ⛏ ? you ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑🐕🍑 ass 🍑 ♥♥♥♥, i bet 🎰 you don't even have 🈶 any victory ✌✌✌ royales and your 👉 ass 🍑 gets up ☝☝☝ here 👈👈 challenging our great 🇬🇧🇬🇧 admins? i will blow your 👉 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 planet 🌕🌕🌕 you imbecilic bastard😎😒😡. oh you thought🤔 your 👉 smart 🧠🧠🧠 ass 🍑 could get 🉐🉐 away with saying🤭 that rude 🖕🖕🖕 ♥♥♥♥ 💩 on 🔛🔛🔛 my server but NAH❎❎❎ you ain't. ♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦🖕 your 👉 ass 🍑 and both your 👉 moms 😱😱🤯😤😎😂

Anime isn't real you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers. Save your love for the real world. Stop acting like anime is real or better then real life. You're going to be sad and alone if you do nothing but watch anime. Nothing wrong with being antisocial but damn. Some of you weebs take everything too far. Why're you collecting foreign weapons you don't know how to use? That's red flaggy. Put you on a watch list when your clumsy ass sloppily cuts up your grandma cause she wouldn't buy you your narutos. Life is stressful, life is hard, there are times where everything and everyone sucks and I'm miserable. But I don't want to spend my life trying to escape or avoid my hardships and problems. Cause then I'll end up living an empty life. Never making friends. Never finding love. Never accomplishing anything.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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@everyone Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays. Discord is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every server, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best furry roleplaying server I've ever interacted with.

💗 In The Name of Allah, The Most Beneficent, The Most Merciful 💗

📖 Al-Imran:85 📖

🌻 If anyone desire a religion other than Islam (submission to Allah., never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter He will be in the ranks of those who have lost (All spiritual good).😐

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

💡Tafsir al-Jalalayn 💡

📓 The following was revealed regarding those who apostatized and became disbelievers: Whoever desires a religion other than Islam, it shall not be accepted from him and in the Hereafter he shall be among the losers, because he will end up in 🔥the Fire,🔥 made everlasting for him.😢.

💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

💞 Surah Al-Burooj 💞

👉 ( V.11 ) - For those who believe and do righteous deeds, will be Gardens; beneath which rivers flow: That is the great Salvation, (the fulfilment of all desires).☺🌷

This guy is so hot.

I miss the way you used to spit into my ass....

KAY so I am angry about one of the most coveted tenets of neckbeard culture. Their most exalted item of clothing. Their most revered headgear, even more so than their chinese-made Naruto headband. Their Fedoras.
I, personally, have always felt an affinity towards early 20th century culture, and the appropriation of many of its tenets by the neckbeards angers me. (Obviously those were not good times for a large portion of society, and I do not claim it as such. I merely believe that there were high points that we could take note of going forwards.)
Neckbeards have taken this perfectly defensible, innocent, and attractive object, and soiled it with their attitudes and general negative perception in society.
Sorry if this wasn't really an interesting rant but it felt good to get out there. How do you guys feel about the fedora as an item of clothing (in its original context)?

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homie realized there was a hacker on his team and started helping us out-- mad respect to this dude

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It's COOL to be gay!
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need more astolfo

nice items, dude.

I will be ^^

Love ya, bb <3

Please come home, its been weeks. The kids are wondering where you are. I can't keep lying to them and telling them that you're on a business trip in Mahi Mahi. I don't care if you're seeing another man. Baby just please come home, I miss you.

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Wahhhhhhhhhhh "I run everywhere and the killer finds me"

tunneling c.u.n.t

🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never

good try, thats why last night he was the big spoon and held me to sleep

+rep best cuddle buddy

Then the Lord said to Moses, “Stretch out your hand toward the sky so that hail will fall all over Egypt—on people and animals and on everything growing in the fields of Egypt.” 23When Moses stretched out his hand toward the sky, the Lord sent thunder and hail, and lightning flashed down to the ground. So the Lord rained hail on the land of Egypt; 24hail fell and lightning flashed back and forth. It was the worst storm in all the land of Egypt since it had become a nation. 25Throughout Egypt hail struck everything in the fields—both people and animals; it beat down everything growing in the fields and stripped every tree.

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you're gay

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito 2 (Feat: Lil Pump) ───────────⚪── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►⠀⠀ ⠀ 3:15/ 4:14 ⠀ ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️

excuse me ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑😤🍑 but did i just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 see 👁 you literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 saying heck on 🔛🔛 my christian ✝⛪ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 minecraft server ⛏ ? you ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑🐕🍑 ass 🍑 ♥♥♥♥, i bet 🎰 you don't even have 🈶 any victory ✌✌✌ royales and your 👉 ass 🍑 gets up ☝☝☝ here 👈👈 challenging our great 🇬🇧🇬🇧 admins? i will blow your 👉 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 planet 🌕🌕🌕 you imbecilic bastard😎😒😡. oh you thought🤔 your 👉 smart 🧠🧠🧠 ass 🍑 could get 🉐🉐 away with saying🤭 that rude 🖕🖕🖕 ♥♥♥♥ 💩 on 🔛🔛🔛 my server but NAH❎❎❎ you ain't. ♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦🖕 your 👉 ass 🍑 and both your 👉 moms 😱😱🤯😤😎😂