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PISS

My GuileZEUS has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. He has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it 'princess little piddles'. I have no idea where he got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should he?? Every time he calls it by his nickname, I feel ashamed!

Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for making him stop calling it that? Or should I just let him keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.

UPDATE: I spoke with my GuileZEUS regarding this nickname fiasco. He informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddles that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.

I offered another nickname, per another user, "princess big and long piddles" but he said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for his mangina. Thanks everyone.

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+rep Big ♥♥♥♥, fat ass