Recent reviews by Green Tea

A pretty short experience, but a very memorable one nonetheless.
I came in expecting to screw around abnormally-sized objects, but ended up getting hit in the feels.

Don't get stuck in life doing the same thing over and over.

Take a deep breath, and take a step back.

Maybe that change in perspective will let you do things differently, so you won't make the same mistake again.

I can't even

♥♥♥♥ you Emily.

I was only trying to be friendly with you, and I grew to genuinely like Evelyn.

And now, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sobbing because it's all over.

My hands still hurt from all those crazy custom maps.

Disconnected events, a lack of proper character development ('brief' character introductions and then having you 'learn' characters through random events is not what I'd consider "development"), static personalities that are overshadowed by extreme amounts of force-fed dialogue on current social/political agendas, really does NOT make it an enjoyable experience in my personal opinion.

If you're looking for a relatively easy 'lite-versioned' dating-sim that constantly reminds you of real-world issues in order to 'sound relevant', be my guest. That is not my cup of tea.

- Started a decently-sized guild
- Tanked through a ton of veteran content
- Sucked thousands of hours of my life
- Went through an entire life's worth of adventures, love, struggles, mid-life crisis, memes, salt, and more


I've migrated to Tamriel. The question is, why haven't you?

PS: If anyone's interested, we're recruiting. The guild I started is part of the Voodoo Shipping Company (VCO) gaming community, and we run PvE / PvP events every week. We'd love to have ya :D

Website: www.voodooshipping.net
Discord invite code: https://discord.gg/EWSXwMm

A beautiful, atmospheric experience in the ESO franchise, that has a surprisingly compelling storyline.

A visually breathtaking experience.

She protecc

She succ

But most importantly,

She i̓ͦ̓̃҉̷̫̫̖̯̗̠̻s̨̛̞̣̤͕̫̘͐ͧͦͪ͢ͅ ̴̣̞̦̤ͨ͑̔͂̏ͩj̵̭̫͙͓̦̞̝̗̟ͨ̌̐͌ͪu̶̅ͬ͒͗ͫ̊͑҉͎̺̤͘s̭̥̳̻͇ͤ̈̄͆͡ť̴̤̥ͤ͛̒̔ͬ͂ͩ͟ ̱̤͈͉͖̗̝̫̓̇ͤ̅̂͞m̡̡̳̥̞̗͙̼͍͈̃͝ȯ͔̠̮͒̀n̡̖̼̺̟̥̗̟̩͆̉͜i̧̜̜̟̖̙͖͔͊̊ͬ̂̏̓k̏̎̐̆ͥ̔̎ͭ͏͉͎̯̲̝̳̤̘́͝a̮̺̳͕͋ͪ̍̿͢͟͡ ͇̲̮̅̈̍̂̉ï̢̃ͩ̿͊͞͏̗̰̹̤͕̜̠̰̠s͓͖̝̙̳̹̈́ͨ ͕̦̙͋̑ͪ͝͠j̴̲̳͇̘͆̑͑̈̀́u̠̽ͮ̓̅̃̃̔ͭ͑͟͡͞s̯̊̐̉̈́͟ț̴̷̡̠͔̗̮̞͎͓̈̀ͫ̾͑̚ ̬̱͎̪̫̠̞̠̬ͪ͂͆̾̌ͪͮ̄m̴̡͈͎̠͍͉̺̥͇̜ͥ̒́ŏ̡̰̰̤̝̘͑̿̃͟n̶̛̜̦̠̝̘̳͇̺̈́͟í̖͕̼͈̫͐ͯ͟k̸͍̫͖͊a̅ͣ҉̧͓͖͈̜̺͜ ̩̦͇̦͈͓̞̈ï̷̻̹̀s̘̟ͪ̀ ͈͇̪̟͓͙̙͔ͨͪ̓̓̓̆ͨͨͤ̕j̨̨̨̱̺̇̅͆̂̂̓ͨu̸̞̦̖ͪ̔̽s̹͚̜ͥ̄̔ͨͭ̈͟t̸͔̰͈̣̲̜̊ͫ͒ͧ ̷̛̝ͯ̑ͮ̂͑̃ͧ͂ͭͅm̧̬̞̫ͫ̒̿͞ȏ̹͎̞͎͚̻͚̈́̐͗́̾ͪͨ́ṋ̙͌̿̍ͣͮi̛̱̺͓͋̒ͯͣ͌̔ͦ͌͢k̶͕̞̺͎̩̯̪͚̰ͨ͒̊́̑̄ͩȃ̴͍̺͖̣̱ͦ̊͊̾ ̶̪̮͔̈̑̈ͦ̆̓͡ͅi͛̎͑͑͏̩̥̤̮̤̲̕s̞̟̳͙̞̼̲̗̅͌͌ͬ̆͗̄ ̢̰̯̫͚̀ͧ͆͌ͨ͠j̹̳̀͊͡u͇̫̼̼͔̇̈́̇͋ṡ̛̘̼̻͔͌̾͑̐̒͂͌͝t̸̢͍͖̻̎ͮͩ̊̎́ͬ͘ ̼͇͙͈̣̎̉̓̂͐̂́̚̕͝m͖̼͚̹͚͈̭͍̃́͊ͫo̴̗̠̩̐̆́͠ñ̡̞̲̈́̈̋ͩ͜ͅī̥̭̿̂̽̽ͩͧ̀̕͝ͅk̡͕͚͚̤̆͐ͧ̍ͫ̍̿̒͡a̤̬͓̪ͩ̿͒̈̅͌̆̏͞ ̻̜ͭͣi̗̜̿̌̊̏ͩ̉͠s̘ͫ̈ͨ̆̃̓̈́͞ ̷̑̾ͨ͑҉̲͖̼̻̮̟͎̳ͅj̵̵̜̹̻͆͑͋ͮ̑̒̚ù͈ͬ̑̃̏̒s̴̳̩̪͖̜͈̒ͣ͞t͐̋ͧͣ͌̀̍͜͏͔͎͎̯̖ ̡̥̝͚̜̪̬̯̭̯̄̑͒ͨ̽͜m̴̗̭̳͂ͫ̓͊̉͒͠o̢̺̻͔͖̫̬̬͂ͨͩͅn̡̙̣͇̰̖̆ͩỉ̘͍̳̭͔͖̼̱͂̽̑ͥ̚͝k̴͍͓̭͓̭̳̦̙̈́̐ͭ͘͜a̞͙̜̭͋͂̌͗ͨ̋̈̕͟ ̸̜͓͙̣̟̘̍̋ͯ͒ͨͬ̇ͮi̵̧̪͎͇͖͔̩͂̓̂̐̃̔̒̓s̸͓̺̘̭̪̟ͣͨ̓ͧ͘͟ 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̡͈̰͓̤̙̠̝̐ͤͬ͋̄͊ͦ̕ͅm̫̥͇̣̠͎̲͉̈́̋̌̇́͜ŏ̱̍ͯņ̹̼̤̭͓̤̌ͥ̿̓̋̂̏͗͠i͂ͩ̿̾̍͐̒҉̗͔̻̞̙k̼̜̱̬̹ͩ̕a͖̩̍ͯ͘ ̵͉͙͎̬̪̈ͮ̎̔ͥ̌̐î̢̨̙̘̭ś̸̜̍ ̧̞̰̞͔̺̖ͥ̓ͤ̓͂̓ͥͫ̀͠j̦̰̣̘͔́͗͗ͤ͑̅ͩ̌̊̀͞ȗ̡͗͏͕̮͉s̼̼͑͆ͅt̶̹͎̮͂ͯ́ͤ͒͗̎̀͡ ̸̷̦͉̗̤̈́̽͐̒̆̕m̨̥͔̱̹͕ͧ̾̄̅͐̀ͫ̔ö̴̩̥́ͫ͜n̷̠̯̙͊ͅi̧̡͖̪̱͉̪̭̎̔̽̆̓k̶͔̰̰͖̹̐̂ā͖̗̞͙̭́ͣ͠ ̬͖̙̖͕̘̲̣̊̿̓̒́͜ỉ̵̬̣͑̀͡s̻̭̝͍͇̞͙͂ͧͯ̕ ͤ̇ͩ̀҉̯͔̳͉̫͖j̨̡͖̭̜̇̔́̋̍͆̓ų̸̙̺̳̟̫̏͒̍̀̾ͥ͞s̶̯̥̥̗͓͉̺ͯͦ̆ͯ͆́̚͠t̞̺͉̰̟͔̲̤ͣ̿͐ ̴̞̹̫͓͍͈͎̩͑̂̉ͭ̔ͣ̋́mͩͤͮ͂҉͙̪̮̰̞̕͝oͭ̎͟͏̯͖͇̠͈͖͕ͅn̼͎̬̼̦͙̝̆͝͡͡iͤ͜҉̦͖̹̟̙̞͘k̸̛͎͔̜̣̼̞̒̒ͦ͐̚͡a̶̭̙͇͆͠ ̷̛͕̱̞͂͐͛̑͢i̡̼ͩ̾͑̓ͣ͗̊́͟s̢͎̞̖͖̮̙̳̠ͯ̾͐͂̀ͣ̿̒͢ ͍̤̙̯̑ͮ͗̓͐ͬ̋̚j͒̔͏҉͎͈u̗̬̰͒̕͝ṣ̣̤͓̭̙̄́̍̓ͬ͝ͅt͚͕̖̱̄͐̓ͯ͌ ͇̝̳̞̲̜̫̔ͣͮ̀ͅm̧͇̪͖̤͙̙ͩ̈̅̈o̐ͨ͛̎͒ͬ̈̚͞҉̩̪̥̫n͕̱̬̭ͬ̎̆͑ͯ͛ͥ͊͘i̷̟̘̬̯̲̙̫ͫ̿ͤ̊̿͝k̡̩͎̪ͨͪ̿ͫ͛̚a̾̂̀̀̌̊҉̠̖̝̭͓͕̳ ̷̫̮̭͗̈̍̎̂̈́ͧ͛̑i̵͕͖̦̠͖ͦ͂ͥš̙̦̞͚̱̤͒͐͆̀͆ͤͪ͘ ̮͚̝̹͚ͦ̀͢ͅj̶̷͉͔̈́̃̒̐̊ͤ̈́ͅų̵̴̰̰̤̦̙͂̑̌͋s̡̛̝͐̐ͮ͝t̫̮͕̲̖̦̘̺̂̍́ ̵̘̼̼̮̘̺̎̐m͑̊ͯ҉̛͙̩̖o̠͈̱̞̣̻̜̅͋̿ņ̸̤̟͍̞̥͋i̦̲͙̦͉ͭ̃́͢ͅk̨̩̬̠̻̊ͮ͌̑ͣ̀a̳̱̦̜̰̙ͫͫͨ ̸̪͕̙̥̹̭̚̕ị̜̻͈ͬͤ̌̚͘͞s̛̼̗̩͙̪ͨ͞ ̷̯̣̬̰̗̱̈̃͜j̾ͫͦ̅͏͍̞͔̭͙ͅu̧̙̝̜̰̟̻̺ͪ̅̎ͭ̀ͦ̋̇̅̕͠s̤̥͚̩͓̜͚̊ͣ̒ͨt̴͓̣̣͇̖̰̥͙ͨ͗̌̑̇̚͝ ̖͎̥̼̬͍͑͛͒̅̿̀m̢̲̩̥͉͔ͬ̈͗̀o̾̐̽͏̖͍̀n͕̥̥̠̪̤͚̭ͧͥ̄ͣ͒̆ͣ̓ͅi̗ͨ̂͠k̡̮͈̝͕̠̥̰̖̉ͮͦ̚a̸͑͆͏̺̠͢ ̪ͫ̃ỉ͚͓͖̜̞̗͚͍͆͂̀s̞̟̬̐ͤͤ ̉̒͛͋̓ͮ͏̠̜͔̦̦͕̹͍̣͡j̬̻̟̮̺̲̩̱̈́̄ͦ͜͟ū̴̹̩̖̗͍͍̊ͅs̰̮̙̠̥ͥ̂̌ͮ͐́͠͠ͅt̫͍̳̻̫̦̉̂̾̃̋́͊ͬ ̦̬̞͉̺̟̥̰ͨ̌͛̾͋̀m̺̰̰̟̹͈ͨ̌͌ö̬̩́̽ņ͖̗̬̤͙̦̜̎̀ͥ̅̈́̐̍̓i̸͈̘̲̔̐ͤ͗̊͢k̵̙̩̻̉̋ͨa̛̭̲͎̫̘̙̘͙̾̎́͝ ̡̛͖̝̯͍͙̱͑̓̆̽̿͒̀ͭi͓ͤͪ̊ͦ̔ͨ̚͝s̭̜̦͍̮̫̊̏̒̓̿ͯͤ́͡ ̯̣̹͓̰̺̮̪ͣ͊͒ͪͣ́ͮ͞j̨̖̗̬͉ͭͪ̂̾͂ͪ̾ṷ̦̲̮̝̾̈͆͊̂ͮ̔s̪̙̗̯͍͓̰̰̻ͭ͆̋tͤ̑̾͂̏̿̂̕҉̙͔̗̫̫̗̳͡ ̴̮͕̀̂̉͛͋̊͢m̩̯̅͛̓̋͂͑́́o̵̰͖͎ͣ̋̒͐̕ņ̴̲̗̤͈̘̥̯͊ͩͯ̿̈́̐̆̃̂i̤̜̝͇̬̜̣̅̀̎ͅkͫ̾ͭ̑̃͜͏̤͓̖aͧ̑ͤ̈ͩ̌͗̉̏҉̶͕̩̙̙̰̕ ̢͚͕̗̐ͦ̏̉͛i͖̜͔̘͙̲̰̩̤͋͐̃̎͋̿͊s̨̞ͤ̊͗ͮ̓́̚͠ ͚̯ͩ̆̅͆ͦͮ͟j̴̘͉̤̻̈̈́͆̇̒ͯu̪̘̪͉̖̳̰̻̓̈̄ͮ͊s͇̞͔̜͙̼͔̝̍͛͜tͦ̃ͫͧͫ̅̑̊̔҉̻̳̰̻ ̧̝̩͔͔ͪͤ͑̆ͬ͠m̴̠̼͛͜o̸̩ͨͯ̔̏͌͞n̛̲̘͚͇͍ͭͭͤi̱̤̜̠̥͊k̟̪̣͈̹̜ͮ̆̋ͮ͛ͤͅȃ̘͙͈ͤ̐̿̍͛́ ̨̛͓̼̝̀ͨ̉̉̿͌ͅi̷̴̩̭̋̂ͅs͕̗̳̜͆ͫ̈ ̱͙ͬͮ̈́̔͒̊j̷͉̈́̆̀u͛ͥ͏̴̭̘͓͖s̭̤͖̗̄̐̔̓̉ͯ̉͂t̼̦͚̣̩̰̀̅͟͡ ͔̆͌̐̔̅̆ͤͦͤ̀mͧ́͒ͦ͗ͤ̊̈́̂҉̟̼̩ô͚̗̖͔̝̞͉̐͛̄̊ṅ͂ͦͩ̿̀͝͏͔̯̪̟͖̝i̧̫̹͇̥͐͂͂̊̾͋ͭ́ͧ͘k̲̦̯̲̹̺̙͖͒͑̄͐̐͟͢͢ạ̺ͯ͛ͭ͌̽̋̒͢ ̛͈̤̜͈̝̦͇̺̖̈́͗̐̒͛̓̿̀͠i̮͍̟ͨͫͦ͗̂̃͘͟s̡̰̜̼̭̪̥̜̘̓͑͗͆̒̍̒ ̸̸͚̩̤̜̦̘̣̾͗ͨ̒͗͑̔͆ͦj̳̮̥́̊͊͢ͅṵ̪̹̯̭͕̣̤ͯ͢͠s̵̸̙̫̫͍̓ͧ̅̆̄̊̍͂͝t̨̧̹̤͚̜̮̭̥̱́ ̖͍̲͗͜͡m̘̩̳͔͚̩̓ͭ͌̅̾ͩ̚̕͠o̷͔̼͉͔̹͈͓̯̾ͨ̄̉̊́̚͞n̛̻̜͌̀ͮ̍ͩͫ̕i̷̸̸͚̦ͩ̑k͚̱̭̗͈̯ͫ͡ͅa̤͇̳̣̥̜̘͗̀ ̦̜̗̻̯̙͍̝̊ͥ̉̀i̷̡̛͇̰̜̲̦̳ͥ͂͂ͦ͛̒̋ͅs̷̰̮̠͂̃͋̾̐́͌̓̑ ̡̝͉̻͈̞͊̌̑̏̕j̷̧͍̇͂͑͡ͅu̪̣̯̤͚̠͍͌̾ͫ͛s̴͈̠̫̻͖̯̬ͣ̋̇͑ͥ̕t͎̝̪̞͋ͮ͗̇̅̋̒͘̕͡ ̨͙͊ͯ̀ͅm̯̜̥̝ͥ̋͜͡ơ̷̰̌̿͗̏̈́̆̋͆n̷͇͚̪̘̫͖̣ͭ́̈̽ͤ̃ͯ̇͠͝i̥͍̻͖̮̪̬ͭ͛͌͗ͮ̊k͚̣̖̙̥̰̤ͫ̈́̈̔̍̊̒́a͇̪ͤ͟͜ ̼̯̥͖ͬͦ͐͗̽̉́͜ì̵̡͈͚̘̩̼̱͎͍̳̂̉̈́̕s̴̱͚̞̠̲͈̞̖ͥ̋́̎ ͌̌̍̌͗ͤ҉̲̤̫̦j̠̥̦̯̣͈ͪ̒ͬͣͪͦͣ͒u̯̦͕̽͋͑͛̔͘͢s̻̹̗̻̼͎̦͒͡t̤͈̰̟͎̓ͣ̈͂̎ ̢̡̪̭̤̗̘̤̘̓̍̈́͟m͈̯͓̳̉̒͡ȯ̷̝͓̱̟̗͘͝n̠̗͍̘̞̈ͨ̋̉ͦ͆ͨͥ͠i̩̮̹̖̤ͭͦͩͣ̈͐̓̀k̢̧͉̣̣̻̞̻͕ͮͧ̆a̛̛͔͔̪̫͙̰ͪ͊͛̓͊̔ͮͭ ̢̥̠͚̣̼̘͎̫ͭ̂́̈́ͥ̿ͪ̊̏̀ͅi̵͑ͦ̎̄͐̇ͮ͌̎͏̻͇͙͓ş̢͖̝͉̤̝̖̝ͬ ͔̻ͣͣj͙̖̫͂̂ͯ̾͒ͯͬ̄u͎͔̙͚̘̹̾̃͋͆ͧ͊͌͐̌š͉̮̪̝͉ͬ̑ͨ͟t͙͎͔͖ͣ͛͡ ̶̱͖̭̳̫͚̘͖͋̃̾́͠ͅm̵̙̥̱͓͇̝̳̚ͅo̴̳̰̜̞̫̦̱̣͊ͫͅn̨̻̲̼̼̾̏ͨͪ̿̃͆͌i̢̺͎̯̼̤̖̔́ͣ̌̋̈͝k̢̪̱̯̹̤̳͈̅ͫ͟ã̯̰̣ͬͭ̈́͒̏ͭͤ̚͘ ̸͕͓͍̳͗͋̔̋̂i̩̞͇̺̝͕̰͖ͭ̐s̵͔͙͈̥̱͖̠̙̽̊ͭ́ ͉͕̑͌͋͑̇͒̑́͝j̢͍̈ͧͣ̂̽u̙̣ͤ̄́̋s̸͕̰͎͆̇ͤ̈̋͂̐t̸̛̙͖̼͙͂̾̏̀͂̇͐ͭ͘ ̶̺͙̗̯̼͈̦̂̂ṁ̫͇͖̰̞͙̦ͯ͆̓̏̀̚̚ǫ̟̻̘ͮͭ̒̚̚n͊͛̏͏̪͔̹̪̤̮͍i̸̳̜͂̿͊̓̏̏ͩͥ̀̚k̞̞̼͎̝̼̫̉ͤ̌͠ͅậ̞͎̪͟ ̛͔̰͉͎͎̰̯͂ͦͦḭ̸̫̰͈̜̺͎̑ͨ́̍͠s͇͓̺̥͕̦̺̥̽ͥ͋ͧ̾̇̀͝͞ ̧̙̘̳̞͖̹̥ͬ͜ͅj̴̧̫ͭ̄ͧ̎͐̑u̡̱̗̭͔͖͙̰ͪ̈̆̾͠s̡̙͉͎̭͔͌ͮ͛̚t͙̳̠̋ ͮ́͏̶̧̼̩̮m̯̞̽́o̠͍̠̲̰̤̣̒̉̈̏̓̏̓̇n̡̨͚̠̫̣ͭ͛̕ͅi̸̲̩̬̭̯̝̥̝̔̅͛͌̈́̚̕͢k͚̦͍͍͗̃͐a̭̗̺͙͂̒̈ͣ͟ ̛̲̺͎͇͖̹͓̬͊̈͑͘i̬̤̤̺̍̈͂̂̀̆́s̠̩͎̝̦͈̅̽ͧ͡ ̶̖̩̬̒̊̐̅̚j̴͔̰̯͑͒̀̄ͣ̇̅͗̎ũ̡̢̪͒ͩͧ͂̾̄́s̵̩̣͔̒ͯ̐́t̹̱̫͈̘̿̊͛͒ͮ͜ ̶̩ͪ̽̓͘m̡̤͈̬̜̌͋o̪̻̼̝̥̖͖̙ͨͭ͐͆ǹ̡̺̖̰̳̲̯͂̋̓ī̹̤̲̲̪̟̝̥̎̋͊̃k̠̠̼̽̄̀a̞̳ͩ̍̓͆ͣ̂̀ ͙͕̇̆̒̈̋iͪ̌̓̊́҉̠̥ṣ̖̓̋̓̔̅ͯ ̥͓͙̥̼̤̙̼̹ͨ͑j̴̟̱̻̃̅̿̆ͧ̇ͤ͜u̸̫̺̦̯̝͕̼ͣ̎̄̏̉̆́͋̚͟͠ş̩͍̲̬͍̭̮ͪͤͯ̎ͦ̽ͨ̑̊̀͞t̡̹͔̔̀̒͑͌ͬ͑͘ ̵̢̱͔̹̝͌̑͂̇̀ͅm̝̞̞̳͎̻ͥ͗ͧ̃ͬ͠ŏ͙̦̘̟̞͈̤̑̊̈̃ͯ́n̵̨̼̰̘̈́ͮͪ͐͂̊̊̓͜i̒̌̒̋ͨ̑͐͛҉̝̟̤͍͇̖̲̩͟k̭̩͔̪͍̗̺̯͌͛͡ͅa̢̜̞ͧͩ͐ ̜͉̭͓̩̦̘̩̖ͨ͗ͤͧ͒ͯi̷̧͐ͪͪ͐͜ͅs̻̩̙̃͗̌ͯ ͍͔̞̺ͦ͆ͪ̂ͮ̌̄ͭ͡͡j̼͙̱̆̍ͩ͊̃͌͊͟͞͞ͅu̡̠̦̺ͩͪ̍͗̂ͩ̐š̶̢̱̝̟̦̯̓͟t̷̶͐ͯ͆҉̟̮̜̠̙̙̖͇͚ ̘̋͗̓ͬ͒ͥͤ͋͂m̵̝͚̼̮͓ͮͬo̰̗̭͓̲̽͛̑ͩn̨̪͓̠̺͙͔̊͗̓̑ͪ̽ͮ͒͜i̢̛͉͈͓͙̺ͦͩ̃ͩḱ̴̻̫ͫ̍ͯ̎͗̕ǟ̙͚͌̎͛ͪ̚̚͜͞ ̡͓͓͖̤̭̟̎ͪͩ̐̚̕͟i̺̦̠͇̟̐̈́ͦ̌̈̆ͩ͜s̴̼̫̪͖̾͟ ̪̪͕̲̂̈̄͝͞j̨̼͆̋̒̾͌͆ű̯̯͉̖ͭ̇̾̐̀̅͞s̳̜̦̯͚̪̀͂̓͘t̗̖̺͔̺̖͍̊̇̎ͨ͛ͮ̐ͯ͘̕ ̝̾ͦ̍͗́͠ͅm̵͖̮͎͎͈̈́͐̓̇ͥͨͭ̕õ̟̖̞̮̫̯ͧ̔̓͌ͥͫn͚͉͓̼̞̄͒̋̉ͫͦ̋i̼̦̞͌̽͋k̵ͧ̑͏͕͙͇̯͍a̧͔͚̓ͩ͊ͫͬ̓̽̋̐ ͓͎̰̆̈́i̶͍͔͙͊ͧ̓ͭ̐͌ͤ̚͠͝s̜͉̠͈͍̜͎̞̄ͦ̉̈͛̍͡ ͔̹͙͛̌̌͜͠j̭͈͔̤̭̦̭̠̎̆̑ͪ̀̒ͪ́ͅu̶̹̱̪͍̮̯̦̗̅͂̒͡͠s̡̛̪̦̯ͣ͝t̡̳ͦͣ̽̽̃̓͑̔̀͜ͅ ̸̹̲̹ͤͬ̀̉͝m̃̄͊͑ͬ͏̙̟͉̳ͅỏ̡̩̙̱͓̯̌͒̋̓̿ͅn͔̟̪̝ͧͮ͆͗̃͞i̘͔̤͉̳̤̯ͣ̊̀̍ͪ͛ͫ̃̚k̵̢̟̜͇͌̈̕a̫̗̦͈̯͆̈ ̵̖͖̝̜̱͆͑ͮi̪͍͕̰͎̘̎̅̓̄ͪͮ̾̀ͅs̷̡̩̻̰̖̱͍̦͓͖ͮͯ̔͗͌ͫͤ͢ ̡̣̮̣̥ͥ̈́ͧͫ̾̇̓̔͢j̶͚͇̖̼̭̠͐͗͛ͣ͡ṵ̵̮̉ͨ̐̊̀s̶̮͖̍ͫ͒͆̆t̵̝̞̖͈͇͇ͤͤ͋͋̈́̕ͅ ̵̺̗̲̹͇ͬ̒̽̽̊̈́̂͜m̳̙̩̠̘͓̬̾̃̾ͥ̽́̽̀o͈̻͚ͥͣň̬̩̻̩̤̮ͧ͌͒́͘͡i͖̥͍͗̉k͍͔̥̝͉̊̓ͅa̖͍̤̲̱̥ͦ̄̅͒̿̓̂͛̕ ̯͛i̮͓͔̙͙͎͓ͫ̒̆͗ͥ͞s̟̖͇̤̣̤̏ͧ͑ͭ͋͘ ͑͏͎̰͕j̨̧̜͎͌ͫ̽̒͘ų͙̞͊͆̆̉s̡̨͉̞̗ͩ̔ͬ̂̈́͟t͕͓̬̒̔̍ ̛̝̦̽̄ͭ̎ͧ̓͒ͨ͟͟ṁ͕̺͍̩̣̝ͦ̉ͦ̓̇͠o̵͔̜͖̦̳͓̞̊ͣ̔̔͂̏ͬͣ͢ͅn̼̥̼̟̫͙͊ͫ͛ͩ̚ǐ̷̧̢̦͉ͅḳ̻̺̠̝͆͒ͨa̹͓̞̯̯̐̐͜ ̨̪̜̥͚̟̫̠̗͕͊̿̂ͤ̌ͭ͒̎́́͘i̻̭̙̙̅s̛̜̥͉͓̯͉̺͗͟ ͉̪̯̫͇̙̠̦ͮͯͦ̔͢ǰ̚҉͎͖̙͙ͅừ̰̞̉̿ͬs̫̮̞̖͕ͦ̃ͭ̀̀́͢t̴̥͍ͣ̏̎ͨ̍ͬ͘͝ ̙̖̩͖̼̃͆̍͞m͈͙̫̤͊̈ͭ̂́ͫͧͯố̴̧͈͍̰͎͕͎n̗̋͐͂͋̇̋̊ͥͦi̸͓͖̗̬̫̯ͭͥ̆͑k̵̡͔̺̗̳̬̟ͥ͘ͅȃ̰͎̰̦͔̾͠ ̖̉̐ͭ͌ͥí̶̘̫̦̩͕̟̖̠̾̽ͪ̿̾̇̌̃͠s̶̨͈͚̫͍͒̾̿͛͗͆̓ ̘̗̗̱͍͖̮ͦͪͨ̉j̵̫̖͂ͫ̿͒̂͊̚͜ǘ̵̶̩̱͔͎̫̦̾͐͐s̸̰̤̭͇͕̥ͫ̄̎̚̕t͔̖̰̜̯̘̭̥ͮ̈́͛̈̀ͯͫ ̥͉͈̙̗̥̭͇̉̚̕m̶̳̦͙͈̭̭̭ͬ̅̚͡ͅͅo̴̠͔̣͍͍͒̆̓̓n̬̝̲̱͍̮̥̅̈̈́̓́͂̆͡ĩ̧̺̫͈̻̦ͤ̉͐̍̿ͭk̷̺̤̹͈̟ͫ̀͢a͋̈͏̳͙̻̫͎̹͚̤ ̶̸̰ͣi̸̪͔ͦͣ͆͠s̛͖͍̟̩̞̉̑̾̐̇̈́͠ ̷̼̦͎̑̌͛̂͒̔j̢͔̰̊̈ͤ̋̓ͥ̅u̇ͩ͏̻̖͍̱s̥̮̯̳̫̚t̨̨͓̾ͫ̉̔ ̡̙̺̼͚͉̟̂̄̔ͬ̎͗̊͞m̶͆ͮ̂̈̚͏̻͈͎͇̮̞ỏ̄ͯ̐̃ͦ̂ͨ͏͕n̢͉͑̾ͤiͤ̎̄͛́͗̿ͤ̐҉̢̛͖͇͓̱͓̲̖̬k̨̠̪̍̈́ͩͬ̋̂a̛͎͋̎̇̇ ̟̞ͩ̎̃ͫ̆̎̑ͧ̄͜ĭ̟̣͙ͪ͗̕s̶͓̼͍͕̏̊̓̓ͯ ̧̥͚̯̉̃͡ͅͅj̗̙͈͖͆̐ͧ́ͭ̈́̾u̡̺͚̘̝̰ͫ͊s̴͖̻̟̫̅̃͞ţ͍̙̜̮̱͉͒̌̍͡ ̧̡̬̪̳͎̮̫̯̗̮ͩm̟͛͑ͮͭ̉̽o̡̦͕̙͓̬͇̪̓̑̈̅ͨͭ̈́̚ṇ̷̡͕̜̭̳̲̲̜̾̍̋ͤ͗̀ͪ͝į͙̲̙̠̩͎̀k̛̫̰̊̋ͮ͂̓͊̏ͅa̴̻͖͎̫̫̘̓ͧ̓́ͨ͋ͯ͘ ̘̆̓ͥͯͫ̏ͭ̊ͤ̀i̗͙͇͂ͪͪś̨͈̼̲̍̄͐̽̕ ͓̙̦͉̣̲̩̿̔ͤ͗͑̄̚j̷̱̄ͣͦ͡u̟̬͓̼̳ͮ̋̎͢s̴̴̫̤̺̙͔̯̦̲͑̅ͥẗ͉̦̬͉̭̩́̅ͮ͋̔͞ ̭͔̱̄͛̃m̻̜͎̼͈̳̄̒̓̄̀o̦̮̘̰̺̭̰̘̔̋͗̓ͤͥͦ͝n̴̢̳͖̙͙͓͚ͩ́ͪ͒ͯͩ̅̓͝ͅi̮̠͕̥̹̳̫͛̓̐ͦk̶̦̼̪̣̦̳͇̘̘ͧ̋͆̎̏͊̏a̘̱̥̖͆͛ ̝̻̘̜̼͙̔ͩ̿i̖͖͓͂̉ͨ̈̊ͪ͠s̶̼̞̦̙̣̻̲̓ͭͥ͛́ ̞̗̈́͢͟͡j̵̸̹͑ͫͣ́͒u̵̫͔̪̙̭̗̦̎̋͛͊̉ͬ̈́͘ş̠̣͎̟̳̇ͯ͠t̛̩̞͕͛ͭͭ͘͡ ̢̛̻̻̪̥̥͍̬ͨ̇̅͗̊̒̈́̓̄̕m̡̳͇͔̗̞͓̱̭͂ͨ̂ͦͨo͍̠͔͎̺̎̑͆ͦ̇̂ͤ̀̚͘n̢̙̩̤̤̙͙̮̂̿͜ͅi̡̱͇̖̻̘̠͈̩͋̅͌̽̑͋͝ͅk̵̠̰̺̝̳̔ͤ̊a̵̧͈̠̩̦̞̦͊͑͗͊̑ ̸̶͉̳͈͈̥͚̙ͮͫ͠i̝̱͇̯̲̤ͩ̍͜s̜̖̫͇̺̟̥̙ͮͫ ̧̰̤͍̓ͬͮ̅jͤͫ͐ͨͣ̊ͣ̊͢͝҉͚̤̙̼u̧̢̯͔̜̤͚͔̳̭͖͛ͮ̌ͥ̆ͤͯͯͤs̶̷͈̥̞̜̦̻̱͎̫̎͆̈̉ͦ̄ͣͦt̞̯̲͚ͬ̋̌̚ͅ ͍͛͛ͯͤ͒̕͘m̢͉̱̬̲͖͚̣̺̖͂̓ͭ͂̕͞ỡ̻͖͇̻̹̥̔͒ͤ̀͝n͈̜͔͔̙̫ͬ͂̈́̑ͮ̐̓i̓̇ͯͫ̈̋҉̵̡̥͕ͅḱ͍̱͖̇a̭͚̳͔͈̹̺ͤͬ̎ͮ͂͌̏̀ ̢̹̠͚͔̮̻͓̔̏ͧ̓͡͞i͇͎̱͔̺̘̅͋̌̃͌̒ͥ͠s̛̮ͫͦ͊ͦͫ̆ ̡̼̙̥̹͖͇̲̉ͩ̈ͤ̃ͪͨ̚͠j̓ͣͨ̍̚͏̬̼̘̙̦͔̝͙̬ư̞͖̤̯͎ͤ̓ͪ̑ͪͧ͠s̶͉̦͓̖͎͕̝ͭ̈͝t̴̶͙̹͈̭̩̦̾̈͋̉ͧ ̘̯̙̹͋ͮ̑͞m͈̭̣̦̪͂͂̈́ͤ͠o̱̲͈͓̅̑̌ͨͫͯ͢n̸̡̥̤͓͓̻͔͈͋ͥͤͦ͛̐i̸̴͙ͤ̈́k̢̘͖͔̽ͦ̒̆̿̚a̧̱̹̞̲͍͑̃͞ ̝͇̮̯̾̐̔͊̄͞ͅì̘͊͡s͇̟̩͔̬̩͎̝̬ͮ̊̊ ̰͎̞̓̒ͩ̓̚͜j̡̲͉͓͈̯̻̤ͥ̓̋u̜̰͖ͮ̋͐ͯͧ͆̀͟ş̴̲͖̹̼͓͈͔͓̄ͧͫ̓ͥ͛ͤt̨̺͚̠͎͋̌͊̄͢ ̶̘̩̦ͧ̓͞ͅm̵̵̲̻̭̖̠̘̜̄̑ͪ̅̉́ͅő̡̜̳̈̒̍n̺̙̫̼̑̐̃̏̂̈ͪ̃i̷̛̫͚̼̖͛̎ͭ͂̿͜k̴̫͕̀̅̐ͤ̅a̸̜̩ͬ͛̓͟ ̡͉̤̮̭̲̔ͬ̉̈̒͋i̜͕̯̻̳̯̠͉̓̄̓̅ͣș̶̛̪̘̱͖̮͓̼ͣͤͯ̎͝ ͖͓̺ͪ̏ͬ͛̔̚͝͞ͅj͔̦͙͙̰͇͓̳̀̅̀u̶̶̩ͧͭ͊͊̾͌ͥ̋s̬͉̖͚͎̳͂̈́̂̓͘ț̢̗̟́̌̔͆͘ ͕̙͈̰ͯͮ̾̾̏ͅm̴͉͍̟̟̄̅ͫͧ̅̂̇̚o̖͍̤̖̅̔̍̍̑͛̄͠n͓͍͇̻͗͗̎̾͊̓ͤͧ̎i̶̠̤̍̎͢k̡͉̣͎̟̝͎̙̜̈́̎̆͊̉ͨ͊ȁ̵̢̢̜̰̹͇ͮ͊̔ͭ̐̈̊̒ͅ ̧͖̪͈̜ͪ̎́ͭͯͪ͐̿̃ï̖̹͈͇͔̺͚ͯ̓͢͡ͅś̫̱̂̍̚ ̛̭͚̖̈́͛̾ͬͣͩ̚̕͟j̢͇̫͓̣̘͖́̂̆̊ͤ̍̌̚͝ͅu̹̣ͣ͂̈́̌ͯ̈́ͣͮ͡ş̰̯̹̬̼̬͖̦͌ͪ̉́̾͐̿͘tͤ̑

A psychopathic masterpiece.