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uuuu- pookie thinks this boy is a fool, careful of your jokes pookie i like to do silly things too, i call this thing "Oops! a tarantula bite!"

It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥ sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉♥♥♥♥♥ 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉♥♥♥♥ 🍆

"B-But poopie, you promised you wouldnt hurt them" I say as i walk up to you gently grabbing your arm and hold it firmly while my other hand snakes inside your hand and grasps it tightly as i looked at you with a sorrowful pleading eyes of mine. "Not here Shǐtten whiskers, Zaddy will discuss it later.." you say in the fruitiest way possible while looking back reaffirming but stern yet having the body language of the ultimate alpha, with the sharp tongue snapping of the end of the last word in a demanding yet assuring way.

Big brother you're the best uwu Especially when you touch my breast owo I like the way that you touch me =w= Your chin chin makes me kimochii :3c Just put your ♥♥♥♥ into my mouth o3o I'll make you go in and out O3O When you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me from behind =u= I must confess that I will whine >~< When you make me stifle a moan x3c My hips will be moving on their own! ^.^ When you ♥♥♥ all over my face >///3///< Soon right after I'll feel your loving embrace 0u0 This love that I do feel <3 Just for your ♥♥♥♥ inside my rear :D When I go boom boom boom you go bam bam bam n.n No pause in between c'mon let's jam =^-^= This feeling of my brother's ♥♥♥♥... 8===D I must say it rocks my socks ou~

Met the king of the jungle looking like Mufasa
He said "Ooh gurl, my booty fat"
He turned around said "Clap, clap, clap"
He had cake, cake galore
When it shake like that make a kitty cat roar

if i back it up, is it fat enough? When i throw it back is it fast enough, if i speed it up, can you handle that?

mwah

I have a math fetish. Nothing makes me hornier than calculus and statistics. This makes math class hard for me because I have to sit through the whole class with no way to relieve my urges. Instead of porn, I jerk . off to my math textbook and my parents have noticed. They wish I would just watch porn like a normal child but I can't get off without thinking about math. My girlfriend left me because I would shout mathematical formulas during sex. This came to its worst today when my calc and stats teachers were having a discussion of the calculus of the normal curve and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom because I just couldn't handle it. It's ruining my education and my life.

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+rep <3

I want you big booty naked place that scrumptious cake of yours on my mouth with maximum delicacy to fart down my oesophagus while holding me at gunpoint

+rep good ghostie

screaming crying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my pants

tf are these comments LMAO

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send nudes

I would even jump into an industrial shredder so that theres a chance that my body is recycled into toilet paper that you might use

I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on steam. I am quite popular around here on many games, so if you require guidance, please contact me. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. Before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience. Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together. I am a gamer aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you grow in the wild. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that.I look forward to our future together (as friends)

booty kisser!

youre a boy kisser!

HUH!?

Excuse me madame, I would like to make mouth love with your toes... I've been thinking about this for the past year and I cannot contain myself anymore. I must have your stinky little foot fingers in my mouth, please honour me and let me slobber on your little tootsies until I cumsplode mommy

snae ling ~

The biggest cutie in DBD

Wasche meine Hände, warum? nur weil ich gepisst habe?

Hast du die Kraft und den Mut, frei zu sein, ein Höllentaucher zu werden?

sorry dookie mookie pookie I was elbow deep in alien bug guts showering them liberty in the form of the beautiful human invention called bullets for SUPER EARTH

CUTE BNUY

:(

-rep doesnt think a guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ himself infront of the whole class is funny

only win when they join me asserting dominance over their e-boys

stinky nami main

my pookie dookie snookie

now they remember that I exist ok >:(

Friendly fire will not be tolerated!!!😡😡😡

hates me frfr

i can objectively say that this background sucks cuz i can barely what the comment say *sparkle* *sparkle* oopsie I dropped my magic dust here don’t mind me im just violently showing it into my face hole and definitely was not stalking your profile and noticed that you have not been online for 162 days *eyes* what are you doing why are you not online ??!?!?! you want some magic dust ?? its sooooo delish I swear *hiihii* (magic dust is the life blood of magical creatures that live in the mushroom forests duh if you didnt know that get educated cuz tf you doin in life like HUH ??) so what I am really am here to ask is that do you wanna hunt some mushroom gnomes and some grass goblins with me O///O, we could go to the unicorns blood lake together and look at the lifeless stone giant corpse mountains together, only if you want to hehe no pressure, maybe pick some basilisk flowers together maybe just maybe if you are down to >.>

A wise person once said "beep boop" but the not so very wise person said "boop beep", now why is that so ? you are probably asking yourself that very same question, its literally the same thing but no, or is it ? When you close your eyes in the darkness or open it doesnt really matter cuz you cant see ♥♥♥♥ regardless if your eyes are open or not. By that logic you can conclude that nothing really ever matters in life only one thing, and you know what that one thing is ? I bet you dont so ill tell you silly, the one thing that truly matters in life is the color of your piss, you might be like “you are taking the piss with me right now dont you” and to that I say, have you pissed today ? are you hydrating properly ? the ideal piss color is light yellowish color and not transparent and not orange so drink properly guys its important, dont deny your kidney its function, god gave you that kidney to be used

my beauty

i love you

bbygirl

i am your npc mommy

eat me up like a drum

my baby

I Will Politely Ask You To Invite Me To Build A Dazzling Lego Set With You And I Will Humble Accept Your Gracious Offer (Little Do You Know I Am A Sinister Being With Ulterior Motives Unfathomable By Simple Human Beings), But When You Are Not Looking And Your Gaze Is Averted By Something For Only A Moment I Enact My Nefarious Plan Tainted By Malice And Will Swallow A Couple Of Small In Size Lego Parts Gulp Gulp Meaning Because Of My Cunning Act We Wont Be Able To Finish This Ravishing Lego Set, And Ohhhhhhh What An Utmost Tragedy, The Feeling Of Utter Confusion With The Faintest Hint Of Anger And A Nuanced Bit Of Frustration, MUHAHAHAHA, I Bask In My Own Maniacal Brilliance For I Am So Smart And Evil, Fear Me For I Am Unstoppable.