Recent reviews by lottedotte

Got to the jump part and couldn't figure it out

Office Space Angry Birds failed to hold my attention for more than 20 minutes. I give this game, a 2 out of 5.

Don't buy this game it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and boring and wastes to much of your time with running around only to kill you in one hit from a trap and then spawn you into an area with 1 hp and a bunch of enemies after you die. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Cons:
- Finicky AI and game systems that can often give you misleading information. Specifically, military strength can be deceiving, and your theoretically stronger fleet will often lose out against a weaker one.
- An overwhelming amount of information to parse through. There's an in-game wiki browser though, which helps a little bit.
- Tons of micromanagement. Once you hit the midgame, managing planets becomes a nightmare, only remedied by constantly pausing and unpausing or playing on the slowest speed.
- Lots of essential content locked behind DLCs. :(

Pros:
- If you're willing to dish out the cash for the relevant DLCs, there are a LOT of options for different playstyles each with their own benefits and RP flavors.
- Lots of customization and variety with map structure, you can mix and match player-made and built-in CPU empires, even enable cheats or install mods for an advantage.
- It's a space empire building game, chances are, if that sounds cool to you, you'll probably like it.

Pretty solid from what I've played so far, but was expecting a lot more depth in regards to tower selection and upgrades. Perhaps that's a symptom of making the game simpler and more accessible but what's offered just feels painfully basic. The rest of the game is extremely well-made, it just feels like the main selling point of the game is the least well delivered upon.

absolutely not

this game sucks ass lol

"Man that was so good!"

Only thought running through my head after finishing it.

resounding meh. i was expecting a lot more because of all the good reviews. gameplay is mind numbingly easy, character interactions are vague and one dimensional, and it tried so hard yet fell so short of capturing the essence of the "spoopy haunted game" that it made me cringe a little.
in short, pony island plays like a bad creepypasta. there's no sublety to the game's execution, and as a result it becomes bland and uninteresting very quickly.

p good way to waste a cumulative month of my life, gg do reccomend