Recent reviews by rythm

booba

i have more hours on lords of the locker room than this, what the ♥♥♥♥ even is this. if they made a game about lizard lick towing it would be 10 times better

shorter than the re2 demo i think. but nemesis made me poo my pance INSTANTLY. im gonna hate playing the full game

left 1 match to adjust setting and insta 5 minute ban


bruh what the ♥♥♥♥

i want to have copious amounts of sex with ashleigh

never heard about this game until it popped into my recommended an hour ago so iv not been following this at all. you can easily duke many of the guards by sprinting past and effectively just rushing the level, they lose sight of you if you turn a corner or go through a door pretty much. other than that the core gameplay loop seemed ok but very basic and i had no motivation to really unlock the other items, although i think it could be quite fun if there was more complexity. i wouldnt mind the simplicity if there was more commitment to the aesthetic (past the heavy shadows, jazz and trench coats theres nothing much compelling here). im under the impression this is maybe one guy or a couple of guys but i really hope, give it 2 to 5 years, that they revisit this type of thing and try again, with voice actors, narrative and maybe some cutscenes.

if you're a nonce you will love this game big ropey bum sex

reddit sword game with 0 personality and a playerbase to match cant wait for chiv 2

EDIT: 1 year on and its still exactly the same, except chiv 2 beta has came out and its 10x better than this in every area, try that instead

memaws famed creamed corn

runs worse than a disabled child