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I said it once and I’ll say it again, It’s all fun and games till them pampers falls off.

-rep emiru is not funny

-rep emiru is not funny

-rep emiru is not funny

-rep emiru is not funny

Last night, I dreamt that a baby started peeing on me and instead of dodging it and wiping it off, I just stood there and turned in slow circles to get fully saturated.

Last night, I dreamt that a baby started peeing on me and instead of dodging it and wiping it off, I just stood there and turned in slow circles to get fully saturated.

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⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃

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⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿
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⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃

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⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙
⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃

Good guy love him +rep

If your cream is too thick for your liking, you can always stir a little bit of the thin liquid back into your cream, until it reaches your desired consistency

@MuscleBryan
11 days ago
2:25 😭😍🔥🔥🎸💯💪 I'M 😭😱SCREAMING! 😱♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! That Was SO 🤩AMAZING AND 🤯🔥💯💪EPIC!!! I Heard It FIRST TIME EVER This Week At The 🏋️‍♂️Gym As I Work Out HEAVY On The 🏋️‍♂️Bench Press, I Was Finishing My Whole Work Out Ready To Leave The Gym And I Was Like HELL Yeah! "You Will Feel No Pain Anymore" Yeah Baby! Since I'm Getting 💪🏋️‍♂️Stronger At The Gym! 👌Perfect Timing! Hahaha! I'm DOWNLOADING This DOPE Music! The Video Is Next Level, I Am DEEPLY In LOVE With EVERYTHING About THIS Special Song, The Message, The Rhythm, THANK YOU MUSE! YOU DID IT AGAIN! MY FAVORITE SONG ALONG WITH MADNESS! You Will Feel No Pain Anymore, We Just Need Your Compliance! 3:20 😍😭😭💯🔥🔥🔥💪 OH!... FEAR IS CONTROLLING YOU... WOW! SO POWERFUL! 🔥🔥🔥💯🎸😍🪩😭😭💪🦍🏋️‍♂️🕺

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⠀⢶⢽⠿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡧⠂⠀⠀⣼⣷⡆
⠀⠀⣾⢶⠐⣱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣜⣻⣧⣲⣦⠤⣧⣿⠶
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⠀⠿⠃⠈⠿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠿⠿

⠀⢀⢀⡀⠀⢀⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⡀
⠀⣿⡟⡇⠀⠭⡋⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣟⢿
⠀⣹⡌⠀⠀⣨⣾⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠔⠌
⠰⣷⣿⡀⢐⢿⣿⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿⡤⣴⠄⢀⣀⡀
⠘⣿⣿⠂⠈⢸⣿⣿⣸⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣿⣀⡠⣠⣺⣿⣷
⠀⣿⣿⡆⠀⢸⣿⣿⣾⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⣻⡻⠿⠁
⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁

I made a discovery so miraculous Christopher Columbus would've tried to colonize it. I found that after loading my video of choice and doing one stroke that I already felt right on the edge, because I didn't want to finish so early so I let go to let the sensation settle down, to my dismay I found that I was still feeling really close nearly a minute later. At this point I'm really confused, because I have stroked myself once and let myself rest for two minutes and it still feels like I've been jerking it the whole time. This is when curiosity strikes, I thought "can I finish myself with no hands?" For those who don't know, men can make themselves feel pleasure and sensitivity by tensing their legs and butt, in a sudden burst of the mix of horny curiosity and determination I tensed my butt in just the right away over the span of a minute and I was so shocked when it actually worked, I just made myself ♥♥♥ with tensing and willpower. I'm not sure if I'm God or his biggest mistake.

-rep doesnt like 100 gecs

-rep this fuggouty

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

Ok so i got in the toilet and starts peeing alot, my pee smelled alot like white soup so i wanted to lick my pee since i was hungry but it would be dirty and haram to act on such behiavor, i follow god's wraith and way.

Anyways i drank it to my dog instead who did not believe in god 😊 After 10 minutes he was starting dancing on the floor and my mom called the vet, my pee was too strong for him

Before reading this, if you want to voice chat with me, remember that I am mute (NOT DEAF) , meaning I am physically incapable of speaking.

Greetings. Name's DarkKnight115Z, or simply Dark. I'm a 20 year old American girl (Currently living in the US) going by she/they pronouns who is also a furry (I rarely do RP, let alone ERP), and I enjoy gaming. I like games that are oriented around flying and/or cars (e.g MSFS 2020, Forza Horizon 5, Beam.NG, etc.), but action is cool as well.
I'm doing relatively well for myself, at least compared to others around the globe. By the way, the Earth is round , mind you. If you want to play something with me, don't be afraid to add me, I'll usually accept your request, just take note of the criteria seen in Adding Me As A Friend.

On behalf of the flight crew, let me welcome you aboard Delta Flight 1647 to Dallas-Fort Worth with continuing service to Sacramento. We should touch down in Dallas at 5:23 local time, depending on this headwind. And assuming I decide to go there.

Folks, we’ve just hit our cruising altitude of 11,000 feet. I’ve turned off the seat-belt light, which means you are now free to move about the cabin. However, for your own safety, please fasten it when you are seated, in case we encounter any unexpected turbulence or I jerk the stick back and forth.

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold. Taniks has no house. He kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no Kell. He is a murderer, and very good at what he doesss... I have been tracking him, since Wolves broke their chains, yesss? Now Taniks works for Wolfpack, but not for long... The Fallen will continue to claw at the walls of our City, unless we strike them down. Beneath the ruins of the Cosmodrome, in the shadow of an old colony ship, we've located the House of Devils' Lair and the High Servitor feeding them their strength. We must destroy this machine god, and send their souls screaming back to hell.

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i f*ck hard

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

Ever since I was a wee lad, I noticed my penis was a bit large. I thought it was normal, untill my mom bathed me with my brother and I saw his little wee wee compared to mine, I couldn't help but point at it and mock it. A few months later when I started kindergarden, the teacher inspected our ♥♥♥♥♥ for the monthly ♥♥♥♥ inspection, and noticed my large ♥♥♥♥. I was very young but I could still see he was very envyous of my humongous ♥♥♥♥, knowing he will never be as big, he called my mom and told her a doctor should see my penis. The doctor said he had never seen such an amazing specimen of a dong, that was the first moment I saw pride in my mom's eyes. I cherish these memories, as the ♥♥♥♥ inspection was the pinnacle of any month for me, seeing all the other pathetic little weiners. I loved watching the other kids take quick glances of my ♥♥♥♥ in fear and shame.

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i dont usually flinch im a stoic man you know me but that hurts

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heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

Dear President Vladimir Putin. i so sorry that I was not your mother. If I was your mother, You would have been so loved. Held in the arms of joyous light. Never would this story's plight. The world unfurled before our eyes. A demise of nation sitting peaceful under a night sky. If I was your mother, The world would have been warm. So much laughter and joy. Nothing would harm I cant imagine thr stain. The soul stealing pain that the little boy, you, must have seen and belived. As the formulation of thought quickly taught that you lived in a cruel, unjust world. Is this why you now deicde on one will get the best of you? If this why you do not hide nor away shy from taking back the world it because so early in life all that strife wracked your little body with fear. If I was your mother, if the world was cold I'd have died to make you warm. I'd died to protect you from the unjust, the violence, the terror, the uncertainity. I would have died to give you life.

STOP FU CKING PINGING ME HERE HOLY FU CKING S HIT WHAT IS YOUR FU CKING PROBLEM I DON'T WANT FU CKING PINGS IN #admin-fuury-stash DO I LOOK LIKE A FUC KING FURRY RETA RD?!!!!??!!

The rotary engine developed by Felix wankel was a concept that fizzled in the automotive industry, Felix Wankel, a German scientist, used geometric properties to design the shape of the engine to include intake/exhaust, compression, and ignition 3 times in one rotation, this gives a mechanical advantage over a four stroke engine which requires 2 rotations of its crank in order to perform intake, compression, ignition, and exhaust. While this gives the rotary a mechanical advantage, it does not give it enough leverage to produce a noticeable amount of torque compared to a traditional combustion engine. The rotary engine has always been a gas thirsty motor that can rotate at speeds of up to 10,000 revolutions per minute. It is also well known for having excessively high exhaust temperature, this is due to the way the fuel burns during ignition, and allows burned fuel to travel into compressing fuel, which is why this characteristic shows. However the rotary engine has advantages

Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw p0rnstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

(Hey there! I'm Jackson, Male 26. I've been looking for a fun and s3xy girl to chat with, flirt with and eventually fook absolutely senseless in a nasty, hardcore RP <3. I'm 6'7 tall and 287lbs of dense, sculpted muscle. I used to box as a kid which gave me a good base to build my current physique through heavy weight training. I have thick black hair that's worn to a medium length, about to my ears. I have dark brown eyes and striking facial features that I attribute to my Slavic parents. Strong eyebrows, a broad nose, square defined jaw and a burly neck. I also have a beard that I keep to a medium length. I have deeply tanned golden skin. I keep myself well groomed and have trimmed, albeit thick body hair on my arms, legs, chest. My pubic hair is also incredibly dense, coarse and kinky. I have an 11 inch uncut c0ck, about as thick as your wrist, with grapefruit sized balls hanging underneath.

Kinks wise, age play and a taste for monster c0cks is absolutely essential! Otherwise, none of these are must haves, so feel free to pick and choose, and let me know what you like! Incest, cheating, giving praise, forced org4sms, overstimulation, corruption, excessive seemen, cuum drinking/eating, huge balls, c0ck worship, throat-♥♥♥, anal, thick cuum, risk of impregnation and breeding. If you like what you see, hit me up on Discord at Gigante#8307 with your ASL, description and kinks. I'd love to get to know you!

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lol rekt newb get pwned in Krunker or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ you play