Guarding the fourth wall since 2011. The defender of the boundary that separates reality from fiction. As you can expect, I'm not that good at my job.

I'm not a hard person to get along with. As long as you're not being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk, then we'll probably get along. I also don't care what you're into, if it doesn't hurt anyone or anything (and is within reason, of course) then you do you; more power to you.

Also Protozoid Slimers rock and you can't change my mind.