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38.4 hrs on record (20.2 hrs at review time)
Absolute garbage - arcade game with pseudo-realistic elements. Story should have been just tossed. Cars are completely unbalanced, most of them driving like a lorry and some as if on rails. Some challenges seem to were created by a dummy. Drifting in the corners as a way of speed preservation is dumb, brakes work as if all of the cars had no ABS and rode on dry-rotted tyres. You'd think this might translate to some semi-decent drift mode? Nah. Super-drifty car is now a pile of rocks - and that's not sliding. Level of difficulty is a plain joke - the higher it gets, the more weirdly fast the opponents get. You've managed to get rid of one and is now lying on the roof? You feel you have a lot of advantage over him? Don't worry, he's right behind you in no time. Also, rewind function is either completely borked or hooked in some random point in time. Oh, and in the night - it shall sear thy eyes with all the unnecessary lighting and stupid fireworks.
Play only if you have strong nerves or have friends to fool around in multi.
Posted 14 March, 2024. Last edited 15 March, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
Story a bit too short, a bit daft, Muxxalon a bit too dark and some mobs not as 'crunchy' as before.
Storage facility kinda gives 'Prey' vibes, knifey-saw is good, snail-racer is super dumb. So is the box collecting.
Probably worth playing (if on discount).
Posted 11 March, 2024.
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33.3 hrs on record
Morty, Mortyyy!
Get in the car, Morty, get in the car!

Just try not to get excessive brain damage while doing 'Mods Please Ban' and 'Luglox Genocide'.
And don't forget 'bout Globo.
Posted 11 March, 2024.
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37.7 hrs on record (35.0 hrs at review time)
Great little (and time-consuming) game. Not without problems, though:
◘ Linux version should've gotten the update Win version has, probably was just an oversight,
◘ Few upgrades seem to not be working in some situations, but it's easily avoidable,
◘ DON'T EVER USE petrification on the Ferryman (unless you want to waste some time, and current game).
Worth buying, especially if you'd be able to get ya' hands on the discount - it's a *steal*.
Posted 11 March, 2024.
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18.1 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
At least 9 out of 10 potato-GladOS would vouch for it.
Posted 3 January, 2015. Last edited 11 March, 2024.
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