Oh hey! Didn't see you there. Lovely weather we're having. What's that? Oh, thanks, I also love the "♥♥♥♥ You!" t-shirt I'm wearing. It holds a very special place in my heart. Huh? Throw rocks at children? Hmmm, well.... sure, why not. how about that child over there? I'm gonna go sneak up on him. OH ♥♥♥♥ RUN! His older brothers were standing about ten feet away! Oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ oh AHHHHH!!!! They shot me! They ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have guns!!! Oh please oh ♥♥♥♥ oh god! Quick! Let's hide in that school, they aint gonna follow us there...... ♥♥♥♥ they followed us there! Holy christ! They're shooting everyone!!! We gotta surrender ourselves so nobody else gets hurt. Well too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad, I'm surrendering whether you surrender or not, I can't stand for this. Excuse me fine gentlemen with what might possibly be illegally aquired firearms. I surrender, I am deeply sorry for hitting your brother with that roc- er I mean ball of tin foil. I see how you could have mistaken it for a shiny rock, I sure would have. But as you can see this has just been a huge misunderstanding. Like Lou Ferrigno huge. But I can tell that you men are kind and gentle souls and would never hurt more than the 27 people you just killed, so let's just let bygones be bygones and forget this WHOLE thing ever happened.... I beg your pardon? Ummm let me get this straight. You'll forgive us if we not only use those child safe scissors over there to cut off our genitals, but you also want us to eat our own genitals. You know what, ♥♥♥♥ this, I'm done. Gimme the gun, I'll kill me myself. A-HAH!! Now who's got the gun!!! Should've stayed in school, fools! See this kids? If you get a good education, you too can outsmart people trying to murder you. So stay in school. Well, I mean after your weeks of therapy. Then come back and stay in school! Ma'am, would you mind holding this gun them whilst I call the police? Thanks. 9. 1. 1. Yes my emergency? My emergency is I didn't know the mother of these two murderers worked at this school and is apparently very protective of her children. so if you could hurry before she sh--......................................