I have a problem. Every game, I pick Hoodwink. It isn't because I'm like a furry or something. I just like how her character plays. They make fun of me and say stuff, like, if I wanna do her or something. It's so weird!

​I mean, Hoodwink is definitely an adult based on her lore, but that would still be weird. Sure, she might be in her early-to-mid twenties at the time of the Tomo'kan Incarnation, but she's literally a squirrel. And even though she is certainly intelligent enough to give or receive consent, she's still a squirrel! It's crazy to even think about! Even ignoring the fact that based on her leg-to-body ratio she's definitely of sexual maturity for her species, why would you even say that? Just because, based on in-game measurements, she's large enough to... "accommodate" a human, it would still be weird.

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade is the first expansion set for the MMORPG World of Warcraft. It was released on January 16, 2007 at local midnight in Europe and North America, selling nearly 2.4 million copies on release day alone and making it, at the time, the fastest-selling PC game released at that point. Approximately 3.53 million copies were sold in the first month of release, including 1.9 million in North America, nearly 1.6 million in Europe, and over 100,000 copies in

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

Hello, my name is Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud and I am the prince of Saudi Arabia who lives in palace on Mirage. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. he told me his name was “jame” and he was “saving.” can someone tell me what this means