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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 2:27am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 2:26am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2021 @ 5:07am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 10:38pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:22pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 1:11am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 6:18am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 10:37pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 6:41am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2020 @ 11:45pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 2:27am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2019 @ 5:48am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 2:59am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2019 @ 5:34am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2019 @ 5:34am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 8:35am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2021 @ 1:00am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2021 @ 9:55am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2019 @ 5:34am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:03am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:06am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 1:56am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:40am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 4:58am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!