1. You’re going to fail anyway
2. Even if you succeed, no one will notice or care
3. Even if someone notices, they will criticize you
4. Someone will always do it better than you
5. The world doesn’t reward success
6. Why should you have anything when others have nothing
7. Your parents still won’t understand you
8. The only part of your day you look forward to is the unconscious indifference of sleep
9. Passion is inherently selfish
10. Originality is no longer possible
11. Intrinsically, you have no more value than the lowest scum imaginable
12. Your view of the world is wrong
13. You're addicted to complaining
14. Money is what matters
15. You’ve already wasted so much time
16. Death undoes every perceivable achievement
17. Success and failure carry the same emptiness in the end
18. Never trying never fails
19. Legacies only last for as long as they can be taken advantage of
20. 99% of everything is terrible
21. You have likely already lived through the happiest day of your life
22. The most painful day of your life is yet to come
23. Your interests are rooted in nostalgia, not discovery
24. Coping is easier than adapting
25. Perfection can never be achieved
26. Society wishes people like you didn’t exist
27. Even the rich and famous commit suicide
28. Success is nothing if not shared
29. There is no easy way out of anything
30. Nothing is as satisfying as fulfilling your basic instincts
31. You enjoy the certainty of the hopelessness of failure
32. The average person always thinks themself above average
33. Doing what is expected of you is impossible
34. The only way to the top is on everyone else’s shoulders
35. You aren’t taking care of yourself anyway
36. Relationships are always temporary
37. Everything enjoyable was made by somebody else
38. Sad people write the happy stories too
39. You cannot change your true self
40. There is more pain than pleasure on earth
41. Nothing ends except life
42. Most of what you say is wrong
43. You never know what you have until it’s gone
44. Ignorance is bliss, and death is the greatest ignorance
45. Mercy is not the natural order
46. Happiness is a temporary blessing and a lifelong curse
47. Everything ends at the halfway point
48. There are no surprises left
49. True empathy doesn’t exist
50. You aren’t in control, not even of your own actions
51. Gifts are only given to make the giver feel important
52. There is no such thing as forcing a smile
53. No one dies happy
54. Lying is easier than telling the truth
55. You are not your own person, you are merely a result of circumstance
56. You are wholly ignorant to profess to comprehend forces beyond your control
57. Sadness is more intense than joy
58. There is no afterlife
59. The beginning of the end of humanity is already past the point of no return
60. Trust is earned because deceit is common
61. You wouldn’t know if you were being manipulated
62. You cannot escape human nature
63. Neutrality never solved anything
64. The happiest people are is when they fake it
65. Something is only good until you find out how it works
66. Most deaths are murders no one is held accountable for
67. Loss is the strongest emotion
68. Love is a chemical and chemicals break down
69. You will live to see AI replace everything human
70. Jobs only exist for the benefit of someone else
71. Pacifism is the only answer, yet it has never worked
72. You take pleasure in the small things because there is no pleasure in the big things
73. You could’ve always done more
74. Normalcy is designed to be unobtainable
75. You cannot see what is staring you in the face
76. Rebellion is the only form of freedom
77. Apathy towards life is only seen as courageous if you're old
78. The "bare necessities" are still more than you need
79. The human body was not designed for a modern lifestyle
80. You are just trying to relive the past
81. Who you are now is who you’ll be forever
82. Thoughts and feelings are nothing if kept to yourself
83. You will eventually tire of everything
84. Nothing can fix your imperfections
85. You are being exploited
86. You are only how others see you
87. Life is cyclical
88. Charity is innately selfish, one party always leaves the poorer
89. Soul mates are a myth
90. Most questions have no answer
91. You can’t do anything without money
92. Perseverance is abnormal
93. Tomorrow you won’t even care
94. Having fun is childish
95. Understanding simple things takes complex thinking
96. There are no guarantees
97. The world is leaving you behind
98. The sun won’t shine forever