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576.7 hrs on record (52.0 hrs at review time)
Cat or bread? Which is it?
This is a question I didn't think I needed the answer to. But now, I'm not sure. Cat or Bread? has made me rethink my life's choices, caused me to start asking the bigger questions in life, like "Have I wasted my time doing everything I've ever done by not playing cat or bread instead?" "Is it a cat or is it bread" and "When will cat or bread 2 come out?" If you haven't experienced the masterpiece of a game called cat or bread, you're missing out. This game changed my life for the better, and it can change yours as well. I've started getting perfect grades in classes. My friends have told me I've seemed more confident. I met my wife through cat or bread. This game is everything to me, and I want you to experience it as well

I know what you're probably thinking. "If this is such a great game it must be out of my price range" Well my good steam user, I can assure you, it is completely within it. This beautiful, perfectly constructed, piece of artwork can be yours for UNDER 1$! I know! It's insane! Even homeless people could buy it! Preschoolers as well! Imagine what our society could be like if children were raised on cat or bread. The progress we would make with the increase in brain size and mental capacity of scientists and inventors, the increased strength and skill of builders and police. Heck, we wouldn't need police anymore! Crime would be stopped, as the only thing you need in life is sold for under 1$!

If any of the devs are reading this, first of all, thank you for changing my life. Second, please, make a sequel to this unfinished symphony. I wish for more. I may know what a cat is and what bread is, but I yearn for more information. Maybe we could have cat or cinnamon bun? dog or sausage? All the spin-offs possible make my head spin! If this game was such a masterpiece, imagine the future of the franchise! Every game studio would want to buy in! Imagine cat from cat or bread joining smash ultimate! Masahiro sakurai does not to my knowledge know of the glory of cat or bread. Cat or even bread OR BOTH could be the new best character! Smash ultimate would be number 2 on the charts second only to the original cat or bread! The possibilities are endless!

I may only have 51 hours, but I will have more in the future. Every day I strive to be better, play more, learn the truth about cats and bread loaves. If you want to experience the joy I have, pickup the game now. If not, you're a fool and you are a disgrace to society. Cat or bread may be a great game, but I hope this is just the beginning. I hope for a future full of cat or bread. This game is a masterpiece and the best game ever created. Thank you for listening to my ramblings, but you've wasted your time. So, without further adieu, pickup the game and play.
Posted 21 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.9 hrs on record (25.2 hrs at review time)
it is cool sans is funny XD quagsire
Posted 9 October, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
184.4 hrs on record (117.4 hrs at review time)
it's good but a lot of people who play it suck. Looking at u discord cheaters, hackers, and people who randomly leave games cuz they impatient af.
Posted 6 December, 2020.
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