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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 8:29pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 10:44pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 5:28pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 5:37pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 5:17pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 4:29pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 7:28pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 9:33am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 8:10pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 7:56am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 2:58pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 4:31pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 8:23pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2017 @ 9:10pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 9:38am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 1:54pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 7:30am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 11:10am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2017 @ 11:31pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 8:19am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2017 @ 11:54pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2017 @ 11:28pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 1:47pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 7:26pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 3:51pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 5:17pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 7:41pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 2:23pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 8:11am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 11:29am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 8:46am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 3:39pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 1:31pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 6:36pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 8:51pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2017 @ 3:00pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 2:17pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 3:02pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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