Recent reviews by caesar

the sense of humor, passion, and ideas are all here. but this is in ROUGH - and i mean ROUGH (HORRIBLE) condition.

needs to be better optimized, needs better "hand holding" at the beginning so that you don't have to rely on others teaching you (an unfortunate staple of this 'early access' not labeled as early access type of game).

i want to believe the dev team has good intentions, and will make this better over time.

given that this is self-published, they should be able to have the funds available.

or this is an attempt to prioritize on the new UE 5 and grab cash fast.

check this game in 6 months to find out.

Server errors are to be expected D1 of a big release like this - but the game is fun, engaging, and smart. Playing it with buddies is a MUST.

7.5/10

this game is like crack except it's legal and tastes like jelly beans.

i still can't headshot ♥♥♥♥.

That's a stepladder.

9/10

Like Dark Souls, except you can make mitochondria jokes.

I got this game for 2.99$ on sale.

I wouldn't have payed that much for it had I known what it was going to be like.

I beat the game in just over 3 hours, which means I can't refund it. Drat.

This game is intriguing at first, but after about an hour of mindless puzzles it gets boring. And then toward the end through the finish it is downright infuriating. Dying because of offscreen enemies, the game not responding to a jump, etc.

The ending was as phoned in as a video game ending can be, and I saw it coming a mile off.

Honestly, the game had promise. It decided to throw that promise in the toilet.

Overall: 4/10

This game ruined my life.

Tec-9/10

This game is awesome.
Pros:
The soundtrack
Level Editor
The soundtrack
Story is very good, kept me interested
The soundtrack
Weapons all feel different, and have very circumstantial uses
The soundtrack

Cons:
Can't download the soundtrack