Got a VACation on CSGO because of friends hacking on alts :)
(not going to name any names but you know who you are)

Single... ready to mingle...??

"When life gives you lemons, get diabetes." -Me 4/29/16
"If you have an opportunity, (with them), take it because you might not have the chance to ever do it again." -Inspirational Kenny :')
"When continents have children, they are the islands." -Me 8/11/16
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We are the underground resistance against communism, we are called the Tristan Resistance. No it does not involve a person named Tristan...

ok it might...

jk its called the Diabeto Resistance against phat people alright. They are taking over the world with there obesity and blood sugar level. From now on they are known as communists and not obese. My name is Officer. Reyne and im signing out. cyka blyat
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CSGO IS A RNGESUS SIMULATOR lmao cancer
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Random Quotes from people I don't know:
"Why do people kill... wen they know that person will die later enyway"
-WitherKid999
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Rekt M90 gut gid ked

Best song ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvxRsDpXPGo

Can we do more KAZOOOOOOOOOOO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A
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Cringe Quotes
"I just realized ♥♥♥♥ comes out of my ass" -Kenny 11/25 2015
"I'M GIVING UP ON YOU BECAUSE YOU SUCK" -Matt 11/25 2015
"I'm not going to chase you because you smell like ass" -Kenny 11/26 2015
"ass ketchup" -Matt 11/26 2015
"I found a bear, it looks weird. oh, now I'm dead" -Kenny 11/27 2015
"I'm watching you right now, no, only when your asleep" -Kenny 11/27 2015
"I died because my hair was going into my ear" -Matt 11/28 2015
"If I die, I would die." -Kenny 1/9/2016
"CS:GO is fapping" -Ben #2 2/26/16
"I dont wanna have a sister because at any moment she could shoot everyone" -Ian 2/26/16
"Being friendly is like being on aids" -Kenny 4/23/16
"Smaller is better, Is it faster now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" -Tristan 6/11/16
"You have to keep riding it for it to love you" -Matt 6/11/16
"Don't fill in that hole" -Matt 8/7/16
"He knows it goes up and down, you gotta fill in the holes with the head
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" -Tristan 8/7/16
"I can see it and its so big ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" -Tristan 8/7/16 Btw everything Tristan says is sexual
"Adrenaline is the natural steroids" -Ben#2 8/16/16
"Was that like legit ♥♥♥♥?" -Kenny 8/28/16
"I'ma go ♥♥♥♥ my laughter out" -Kenny 9/3/16
"Remember, soda leads to diabetes and kidney stones." -Kenny 9/30/16
"When in doubt, pull it out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" -Kenny 12/2/16
"This isn't my first time getting wood( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" -Matt 12/4/16
"You know, I'm ok with Ben being a girl" -Kenny 12/17/16
"Man daniel got laid, like a lays potato chip" -Tristan 1/13/17
"I'm not ready ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥ I'm out, ok I'm ready." -Tristan 4/17/2017