"My dad works at tf2"-Pastry 2013

"Whose suck haven't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥"-Pastry

Pastry ♡♡♡: at least i get to get near a queef
Pastry ♡♡♡: loseer
Pastry ♡♡♡: dont quote me on that.

"stop punching me with your rotisserie arms!"- Mudi

pastry ♡♡♡: mister spaghetti gave me a 70 for the semester
pastry ♡♡♡: i need to like suck his ♥♥♥♥ nowo

"I'd take you on a hike as a healthy snack"- Limyntes

"Me and Shaq are BFF's"- Slam-Trunks

"How hard is it to forecast?" - Limyntes talking about Steam broadcasting

"Are you mentally challenging me?" - Mudi

"My doctor said sonic helps with my autism" - Foursur

"Murder is my favorite game ever!!" -Limyntes 2015

"Do you want me to tell Limy to get his cute butt in ts?"-Granola
"That is the gayest thing i have ever say you heard"- Pastry

"White people be like : my dad"
"Black people be like : what dad?" - Pastry

"Why do we have jesus on our team?" -HaLiFax

"My lower intestine feels like a baby." - Pastry

"HOHO HE SAID STYLE!!!!" - Richard Caddock
"John Cena is the greatest meme to exist." - Richard Caddock

"Hey alex"
"Can you tell Ian that he's gay?" -Me
"no.....he knows" -Alex

11:43 PM - navigator: look at me caleb goody two shoes
11:43 PM - navigator: i have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet and i suck ♥♥♥♥♥
11:43 PM - navigator: what do you do
11:43 PM - navigator: -caleb
11:43 PM - Granola: goody two shoes?
11:43 PM - navigator: YWAG
11:44 PM - navigator: YEAH*

daddy milkshake: but it's not like we play games where girls become anime girl with big titty so it isn't annoying

pastry : SHE IS GONNA GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIED TONIGHT!

3:18 PM - pascal 4 president: i ate gummy worms nad now every time i burp i taste WED
3:18 PM - pascal 4 president: WEED

"I hate the gays™" - Ian

"My ♥♥♥♥♥ is sopping wet" - Ian

Ian : why would u make him such a big nose!!
Me : so he can smell those scrumptious feet better UwU
im sorry, i dont know what came over me
Ian : one day i hope u come to regret what u said

"The universe is cruel, and sometimes I am its instrument." - Neuro-sama