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Recent reviews by NewGlassesKid

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2.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Robbed me off my progress great game, not really, don't buy you will waste your time ranking everything up then it will delete your progress. CHEERS COCKER.
Posted 23 December, 2022.
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12.3 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
So i played the game and then while holding the controller the narrator started moving my fingers no idea waht the hell happened but then i slipped on a banana peel while slamming my dog into my bowl of noodles, my baby brother asked to play so i duck taped him to the ceiling then i got told off by my mum for doing it he then punched me and called me a slapper so i put him in the bin and bin men came and took bin my mum to this day is trying to find him but overall good game.
Posted 2 October, 2021.
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66.7 hrs on record (66.4 hrs at review time)
My mum bought me the game and i couldn't even see my own computer, next thing i know my dad walks in and slaps me with a big dildo never knew such a thing could happen while i was robbing a bank on a game but it did anways, so i get slapped with the dildo and bin ladden walks in with my bin never happens like but it did so then i saw him and asked him where he's been and he said bin hiding so yeah this game is mint.
Posted 2 October, 2021.
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4.9 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Crap myself and couldn't go to the toilet
Posted 1 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
32.0 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
AMAZING GAME!
Posted 30 September, 2021.
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1,092.2 hrs on record (892.4 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ GAME... Honestly, DON'T BUY NOT WORTH A PENNY. GAVE ME ♥♥♥♥ DECAL FROM GOLDEN EGG!
Posted 25 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
421.8 hrs on record (269.7 hrs at review time)
Finished my mastery... about to rank my mastery up and i've failed it because the game is a bag of ♥♥♥♥ making me do it in 1 try, jumping on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ass red balls.
Who the ♥♥♥♥ do you think i am, now i have to wait 24 hours to re-do it, stupid as ♥♥♥♥ get a life man and set it to 1 minute.
Posted 17 March, 2019.
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3,120.4 hrs on record (3,120.3 hrs at review time)
Played the game... sucked my own d*ck faster than actually enjoying this, gave me VAC ban for been nice to Russian's, now what, still no b*tches... got told a lot will come my way, gambled skins and now I'm broke to pieces, may I get refund and formal apology, thanks

Kind regards, Big C*ck Jean..
Posted 9 February, 2019. Last edited 25 October, 2023.
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45.6 hrs on record (34.2 hrs at review time)
Arma 3 is a good game and a lot of fun if you into Roleplay and other modes they have, personally i love the game and have a lot of fun playing it but sometimes when you play Roleplay you get kids who are like 10 who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rob you for no reason and squeak on the mic like little ♥♥♥♥♥. Overall buy this game it's really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good.
Posted 16 August, 2017.
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