I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning

+rep challenging opponent

This is my boyfriend’s profile!!

⛔️BANNED⛔️
🔴No sweet talkin’
🔴No smashing
🔴No spicy pics
🔴Don’t ask for spicy pics either
🔴Don’t hit him with “can u do me a favor?”
🔴Don’t ask for his digits
🔴If he’s down bad and I’m not around, DO NOT play therapist

✔️ALLOWED✔️
✅Telling him we’re literally soulmates
✅Helping out whenever, wherever

To the wise Gaymer who has guided us all, I bow in deepest gratitude. Your teachings have not only honed my skills in the digital arena, but have also resonated deeply within my spirit. Every word of wisdom you've shared has been a stepping stone on my path, helping me find both balance and victory.

From the tranquil flow of your "Inner Peace" strategy to the unyielding focus of your "Jade Serpent Strike," your lessons have transcended the boundaries of mere gaming. They've taught me patience, perseverance, and the importance of finding harmony within the chaos.

Thank you, Master Oogway, for being not just a gaming mentor, but a life guide. Your wisdom echoes in every pixelated battle, and I carry your teachings with me every step of the way, both virtual and real.

In deepest respect and humility,

A grateful student of the Way of the Peaceful Warrior.

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually act disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

-rep problematic