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→ Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep...
→ Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein
👾 ♪ 🌳 ♪ 👑 ♪ 📕 ♪ 💎 ♪ 💚 ♪ 💗 ♪ 📘 ♪ 📀 ♪ 🌸 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 🥒 ♪ 🥞 ♪ 📗 ♪ 💃
Yours truly, Allen Lafavor (the cat)
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