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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 9:28am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 10:19am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 8:47am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 9:11am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 9:32am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 9:46am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 5:37am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 5:52am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 8:11am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 8:38am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 9:33am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 10:12am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 10:56am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 3:01pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 3:30pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 2:26pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 2:09pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 2:49pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 2:31pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 1:35pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 2:38pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 2:42pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 9:51am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 10:43am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 10:35am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 1:45pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 10:02am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 6:58am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm