Зверенаклонитель's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 9:09pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2018 @ 1:39am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 5:32am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 9:37pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2018 @ 6:15am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 5:20am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 12:13am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 2:02am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 5:30am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 8:09am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 11:30pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 8:22am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 11:54pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 6:23am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 7:43am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 1:39am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 7:53am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 11:40pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 5:22am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 9:06pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 12:09am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 1:30am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 11:31pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 12:06am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2018 @ 6:22am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2018 @ 6:16am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2018 @ 6:22am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2018 @ 1:19am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 10:23pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 9:18pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2018 @ 6:19am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 12:35am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 12:32am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 12:43am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 8:59pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 1:11am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 11:33pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 9:53pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 8:16am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

14 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

10 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30