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-- Kevin Cowherd
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Please don't put a strain on our friendship by asking me to do something
for you.
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Peter: All right, here's my one-man show, "Winston Churchill, We Hardly Knew Ye." Okay, act one. [high-pitched voice]
Peter: I'm Winston Churchill. Would you like some tea? I would because I'm Winston Churchill. Would you like a crumpet? I would because I'm Winston Churchill. Do you like to wear knickers? I do because I'm Winston Churchill.
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18th Rule of Friendship:
A friend will let you hold the ladder while he goes up on the roof
to install your new aerial, which is the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you
ever saw.
-- Esquire, May 1977
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'Never trust a ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers and escape routes. The chances are that his heart isn't in the job.'
(Guards! Guards!)
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