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THE VERY GREAT SIZED KAMMERJUNK HAS, VIA EVOLUTION, CHANGED TO BECOME THE LARGEST LIVING LAND MAMMAL KNOWN TO MAN(AN ELEPHANT) BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH PROFILES WERE ALERTED TO THE FACT THAT KAMMERJUNK HAD WASHED ASHORE AS A WHALE!! POST THIS ON 10 DIFFERENT PROFILES IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE SHE WILL CONTINUE REPRODUCING AND THE HERD WILL TRAMPLE YOUR WAIFU!!!!!

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THE VERY GREAT SIZED KAMMERJUNK HAS WASHED ASHORE ON YOUR PROFILE!! POST THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT PROFILES IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE SHE WILL BE BEACHED UP WITH YOUR WAIFU!!!!!

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One woman can make you fly like an eagle, another can give you the strength of a lion, but only one in the cycle of life can fill your heart with wonder and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy. I wrote that for my girlfriend.

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Labor is not the source of all wealth. Nature is just as much the source of use values (and it is surely of such that material wealth consists!) as labor, which itself is only the manifestation of a force of nature, human labor power. the above phrase is to be found in all children's primers and is correct insofar as it is implied that labor is performed with the appurtenant subjects and instruments. But a socialist program cannot allow such bourgeois phrases to pass over in silence the conditions that lone give them meaning.

And insofar as man from the beginning behaves toward nature, the primary source of all instruments and subjects of labor, as an owner, treats her as belonging to him, his labor becomes the source of use values, therefore also of wealth. The bourgeois have very good grounds for falsely ascribing supernatural creative power to labor; since precisely from the fact that labor depends on nature it follows that the man who possesses no other property than his labor power must, in all conditions of society and culture, be the slave of other men who have made themselves the owners of the material conditions of labor. He can only work with their permission, hence live only with their permission.

this but unironically

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Perhaps he will tell people at parties that he has lost his virginity via Rick and Morty, but the pleb will know, and the people will know, if not too polite to call him out, that he has not truly lost his virginity. Only the intellectual's virginity is lost via watching an episode of Rick and Morty.
I hereby conclude from this rigorous intellectual exploration of the question "Does watching an episode of Rick and Morty cause you to lose your virginity?" to be answerable, and that answer is "YES! - If you are an intellectual, that is"

Thus, for an intellectual, watching an episode of Rick and Morty is the equivalent to losing said intellectual's virginity. HOWEVER, I should note, that for a pleb, watching an episode of Rick and Morty will not have the same effect as he will not be able to truly understand it, and therefore his ego will not be shattered, as he will not even be able to comprehend the intellectualism the show presents in its true form. He may laugh, me may chuckle, but the intellectualism will be totally lost on him. Hell, he may even feel as if he understood it for its intellectual proposals.

Well, to the question "Can watching an episode of Rick and Morty be considered losing your virginity?", I boldly answer YES - yes, of course it can! Think about it, when you watch Rick and Morty, how does it make you feel? For an intellectual, Rick and Morty touches them in ways normal media does not. It shatters their ego as an intellectual into pieces, alas not destroying it in its entirety, only with the most honest intentions of allowing them to deconstruct it in an even more intellectually robust form. Thus, if they were virgins prior to the viewing of said episode of Rick and Morty, the element of their ego, their identity that tells them "yes, you identify as a virgin" is now destroyed.

So the initial question which was proposed was whether or not watching an episode of Rick and Morty can be considered the equivalent to losing your virginity in the time-tested way of rubbing ones genitals against another's genitals until ejaculation or alternatively orgasm has been achieved. Well, from our prior deconstruction of virginity, we know that virginity is lost by participating in effective sex. Effective sex - "a life-changing experience, physical or mental, real or imagined, that causes ones identity to change in the sense that they no longer feel that the term 'virgin' and all things associated with it can be used as an accurate descriptor of them anymore"

Imagine, a Japanese army clanging their swords up against an atom bomb in a desperate attempt to defeat it. Ahahahahaha, it is quite humorous to conjure up such an image in one's mind, although it would be quite tragic to witness it. Metaphorically, I believe that intellectual exploration is as influential as Einstein (a Jewish man, by the way, which absolutely has nothing to do with his name recognition), but in a peaceful, less abrasive way. Like an atom bomb, a good intellectual argument is unable to be countered, no matter how much manpower or courage one possesses.

If convincing imaginary sex is in effect the equivalent to physical sex, let us define the term "effective sex". Effective sex - "a life-changing experience, physical or mental, real or imagined, that causes one's identity to change in the sense that they no longer feel that the term 'virgin' and all the things associated with it can be used as an accurate descriptor of them anymore".
Ah! Allow me to take a short, mental break after such a rigorous exploration of virginity. We will finish our thoughts afterwards.

So let's restate our definition of virginity. Taking the no-touch requirement we explored before into consideration. Virgin - "a virgin is someone who has not experienced sex, whether that be physical or convincing imagined sex". Someone who has lost their virginity - "someone who has experienced sex, or has experienced convincing imaginary sex". If convincing imaginary sex is in effect the equivalent to physical sex, let us define the term "effective sex".

Thus, we use deductive reasoning to determine that, while one must rub one's genitals against another's to lose one's virginity, this is the equivalent to one not rubbing his genitals against another's; that is to say, therefore, that one does not have to touch genital's with another to lose one's virginity. If one's imagination is able to offer a convincing enough experience, then one has lost their virginity outside of their imagination whilst only experiencing sex in their imagination.

Let's take this a bit further, is a man whose ♥♥♥♥ only grazes the vagina's entrance before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into it still a virgin? No, he is not, despite not even being able to feel the sexual contact. If that man's ♥♥♥♥ had not actually grazed the entrance to the vagina but only came infinitely close to touching it, well, he still would have experienced the same thing because in either situation he would have not felt it.

Great, so we know what it means to be a virgin, and what it means to lose your virginity. There is one thing you may not have noticed about this definition, however, and that is the duration of time that you must rub your privates against another person's privates in order to lose your virginity. Is a man who sticks his ♥♥♥♥ into a woman still a virgin if he ♥♥♥♥ immediately? No, that is silly. He has lost his virginity to that woman.

Does watching an episode of Rick and Morty make you lose your virginity?"
To answer your question, first, let's discuss what is virginity. What IS virginity? Let's use the colloquial definition of virginity, that is "A virgin is someone who has not rubbed their private parts on someone else's private parts for some duration of time". Notice that you do not actually have to ejaculate, or reach orgasm, to lose your virginity. In order to lose your virginity you simply need to experience sex, which is the rubbing of genitals together, for some duration of time.

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Over the past few weeks, I've been thinking about Pickle Rick.
Let's get one thing clear; and face the fact that it is a meme for intelligent people.
We need to face that fact because if we do not, nobody will acknowledge how smart we are..
I've heard it said by someone with less than 150 IQ, who I will not name, that Pickle Rick "isn't that funny"
this illustrates precisely what I mean, complete and utter ignorance of the working class.
How is it possible to be so oblivious?

This man is a meme do not trust him.

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WHICH MEANS, that the CEO of the cogs, got together with some saudi arabian toons, paid them off so they could get Toontown visa's, allowed them to stay in toontown, then proceeded to teach them how to fly planes into the Toon Towers, the perfect building where all major stocks and bonds of the JellyBean currency they use is at, and knowing the timeframe of Toontown, this would be the perfect time to strike, to get a false flag operation going against the cogs, and to use their knowledge to push them out of toontown for good, ALL while boosting Cog Stocks and Bonds, and for the JellyBean currency to be at an all time high in prices. Why else would all of the important Toons like Flippy and the Cogs like The CEO have been away on the day that the Toon Towers that day? 3/3

With all this in place, there is one, overwhelming fact of evidence to support this, in Toontown Central, of Laff Street, one green door tells a joke involving planes. Which means planes DO exist in this universe, and if diesel locomotives, trucks, and amublances are all being used, that puts the Toontown Timeframe sometime during if not after 9/11. 2/3

Did 9/11 happen in the ToonTown universe? There is a Toontanic, which means their worlds equivilant of a Titanic Happened, presumably many toons died to the freezing arctic waters. There is a "Chief Justice" boss cog that you can fight, which means america exists, as america is the only country to use a "Chief Justice Supreme Court" style of national court rulings, there is also an "Ambulance Chaser" cog, who in the real world, look through hospitals for anyone wanting to sue, meaning there are both hospitals, court cases, and suing in the toontown universe. Using this evidence along with a minor time frame of when ToonTown occurs in their universe, we can see, that they do infact have Trains, Ships, and Planes to some extent, infact in the Cashbot HQ, we can see they have a Diesel locomotive, which gives us a pretty good time frame of sometime in the 1990's-2005 era. 1/2

Really likes the anime Robotech for some reason

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