Recent reviews by POOP FART

Best game ever created. Simple as that.

after 1400 hundred hours, im finally done with this game until valve decide to take their thumb out and do something about the cheaters. every single game i have played in premier for the last month there has been someone cheating, blatantly. Amazing valve, where is vac live? False advertisement ahh beat

(update)
after another 700 hours. i would normally say the game is still dog. However, after this new update that has destroyed the market, i can say the game is now great. All the skin babies are crying. Its glorious. "waaah muh pixels. waaah muh investment" Very good update and game 10/10

Spawned in server. Took a look around the map and taken in by the beauty of this. As i reaced the climax of my amazement for the games graphics, my awe was brought to a sudden and abrupt end by the sight of a double decker bus speeding towards me at near mach 1. No amount of fancy maneovers on my end could escape me from my fate. I was knocked a couple feet by the jet bus that collided with my person. Died. 3.13/10. Would become test dummy for jet car prototypes again.

Downloaded a mod where I was able to spawn any item in the game. Became lord of the land with armour and weapons. "Nothing can stop my divine right to rule" I shout whilst beating pig men to death with spade. Died from insanity. 69/420. Would become tyrannical again.

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