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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:36am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:15am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:48am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 3:29am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 3:47am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 1:15am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 3:42am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:45am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:00am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 4:48am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:26pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:27am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:44am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:23am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:18am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:35am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:54am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:19am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 6:29am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 6:56am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:17am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 6:40am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 6:50am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:38am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:00am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:27am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:41am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:13am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:18am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:56am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:32am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:29am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:34am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 3:52am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:38am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:57am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:37am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:51pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 2:14am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:23am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 9:44am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 9:54am