Recent reviews by Gordon Warframe

Normally a bad game is at least somewhat enjoyable when you have a buddy to guffaw at the silly garbage alongside you, however this game has now recently been robbed of that capability.
This game's co-op was the only reason I ever bothered looking its way. Online play is now entirely disabled.

Do not buy.

I told my therapist about this game and got an increase to my prescription :D

If non-lethal is the intended play style, why is 12-gauge 00 buckshot so fun?

It's like the Batman Arkham series except it's not because it's a different game about a different guy and you kill people with your hands.

*Petition Joke*

The devs stuck together with this game more loyally than most married couples.

I only pooped a little bit.

Miau :3

YOU COME INTO *MY* SHIP
DESIGNATE *ME* TERMINAL GUY
CALL *ME* A ♥♥♥♥♥

This feels like an honest-to-god spiritual successor to Fable with a bit of Dragon Age mixed in.