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✪︎ Vape Lord eSports ✪
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A story that the Jedi would not tell you.
You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.
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Sons Of The Forest
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Team Fortress 2
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Cyberpunk 2077
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hauntedandroid 25 Mar @ 8:29pm 
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AggressiveGas 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18pm 
+rep licked my cinnabons
Hotch 3 Jun, 2020 @ 2:47pm 
Hey bro, I am starting a CS:GO team under the banner of Vapelord eSports and we are looking to push to become pro players. I can see you play a lot of CS and I wanted to offer you a tryout for the team. I hope you are looking forward to this opportunity as we will be the best of the best within the year. If you are interested add me back on steam. Looking forward to get some CS games as I can tell you will be a good fit!
lettuce 7 Jul, 2019 @ 6:59pm 
dude i got some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. my mom told me if i wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i waited for some things and i got some banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. so it just goes to show that waiting for things is, like, worth it. but there’s a lot of bad things in this world, dude. like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skunks dude? hell no. Scratching you’re eye, but it’s STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ITCHY dude?! HELL no. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CUBS, DUDE? HELL NO!! LIKE GETTING PAID NOT A LOT OF MONEY, DUDE?! FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORKING?! HELL NO!!!! BUT BANANA BREAD?! AT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORK, DUDE?! HELL YEAH!!!!!! HELL YEAH, BRO!!!! HELL YEAH!! BANANA BREAD, BRO, AT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORK, DUDE!!!! HELL YEAH!!
lettuce 18 Oct, 2017 @ 8:55pm 
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