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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 10:07am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:43am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 10:09am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:14pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 9:05am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:27am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 5:18am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 11:36am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 9:02am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2018 @ 1:42pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2018 @ 7:29am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 7:35am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2016 @ 10:57am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 11:55am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 1:30am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2016 @ 11:33am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2018 @ 4:13pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 11:21am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 3:08am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2018 @ 4:17pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 12:08am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 3:08am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 12:54am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 6:33am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 5:33am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2018 @ 1:56am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 10:09am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 10:36am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 10:07am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2020 @ 10:03am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 1:38am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 3:20am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2018 @ 12:47pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 10:47am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:29am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 11:51am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:48am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:12am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 10:31am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2018 @ 6:26am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 12:00pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 11:42am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 3:25am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2016 @ 10:57am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 10:22am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2016 @ 10:41am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 11:13am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:52am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 5:51am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 5:34am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 8:13am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 11:29am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 6:01am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 2:18am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 1:50am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 1:45am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 11:13am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 1:45am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2020 @ 9:36am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
29 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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