thats crazy

Hi, I have a life-threatening question that I highly seek the right answer for. I have been in utter shame ever since and it's hard to make some sense out of it. So, I hit my bf Timmy Thick aka Juju Belaire's phat booty a little too hard with my brand new Amazon Lightsaber and I cut his left cheek by accident. I want to know if that's a little homosexual, considering there was no physical or eye contact. I made sure to tie his ♥♥♥♥♥ and balls together with some leftover tie-wraps from Canac. I dared him to say it to someone and he would see what TF would happen next, if he... yo... when I said that, he got me glidin' back in. I feel remorse for my actions considering I am a father of two with a beautiful wife. Booty so big, it looks like a Battle Royale map. What is your opinion?

thanks for the comment constructive criticism is always a need for improvement! thanks

When you're so ass that you join just to kill yourself and try to ruin the game