Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

🚙 * 🥞 * 🍖 * 💎 * 📘 * 🎍 * ⚡ * 👹 * 🥗 * 👳 * 🚗 * 🕺 * 📀 * 💃 * 🐳 * 🥒
ㅤ* The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
ㅤ* Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
ㅤ* As Sid sat down to a big plate of chips and gravy down the local pub, a mate of his came over and said, "Here Sid, me old pal. I thought you were trying to get into shape? And here you are with a high-fat meal and a pint of stout!"
Sid looked up and replied, "I am getting into shape. The shape I've chosen is a sphere."
🌏 * 🚕 * 🏀 * 🐊 * 🌸 * 🎄 * 👑 * 🍇 * 🐛 * 👔 * 👃 * 🌂 * 🎁 * 🐟 * 🐛 * 🏓

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*

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