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If you do not like this game then god himself is going to fly down through your window while you're trying to make your table you bought from IKEA yourself at 2:37 AM and is going to not only take apart the table, but he's also gonna take one of the chair legs and will beat your with it as if you're a horse in the 1200's who isn't running as fast as they can, and then condemn you to the sixth circle of hell.

Trust me, It's not a pleasant experience.

This is the ONLY game where skill doesn't matter; it's about the hat you wear.



...and maybe how cool your weapon looks.