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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 4:57am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2014 @ 3:00am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2014 @ 4:28am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2014 @ 4:31am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2014 @ 3:36am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2014 @ 4:07am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2014 @ 10:15pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 4:15am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 4:12am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 3:20am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2014 @ 5:03am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2014 @ 5:02am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 2:51am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2014 @ 1:56am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2014 @ 9:50pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2014 @ 3:42am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 2:09am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 12:07am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 5:00am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2014 @ 3:12am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 12:25am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2014 @ 1:49am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2014 @ 4:09am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 5:12am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 12:19am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2014 @ 1:59am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 3:22am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 2:37am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 5:12am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 4:03am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 9:59pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 9:57pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2014 @ 4:22am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 4:13am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2014 @ 4:02am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 3:22am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2014 @ 1:57am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 4:51am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2014 @ 2:50am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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