Progression de geoff pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 21 sept. 2020 à 11h56

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 15h36

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 11h29

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 3 oct. 2020 à 22h54

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 11h39

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Débloqué le 7 oct. 2020 à 9h00

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 13h34

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 15h23

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 16h20

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 29 sept. 2020 à 13h49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 6 oct. 2020 à 11h24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 6 oct. 2020 à 13h51

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 7 oct. 2020 à 9h26

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Débloqué le 9 oct. 2020 à 14h35

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 27 sept. 2020 à 11h08

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 27 sept. 2020 à 14h03

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Débloqué le 7 oct. 2020 à 9h10

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2020 à 15h34

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 29 sept. 2020 à 13h39

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 15h55

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 6 oct. 2020 à 11h36

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2020 à 12h50

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 13h44

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 13h14

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 16h12

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 16h09

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2022 à 16h23

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 5 oct. 2020 à 14h57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 30 sept. 2020 à 9h38

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 7 oct. 2020 à 9h02

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 13h17

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 15h30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 27 sept. 2020 à 13h56

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 11h23

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 16h05

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 6 oct. 2020 à 11h53

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 12h55

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 13h37

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 25 déc. 2018 à 14h48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 12h56

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 25 déc. 2018 à 14h49

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 13h41

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2020 à 12h52

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2020 à 12h51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 29 sept. 2020 à 13h56

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 15 oct. 2020 à 21h22

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Débloqué le 3 oct. 2020 à 23h04

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 29 sept. 2020 à 11h37

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 29 sept. 2020 à 9h35

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Débloqué le 7 oct. 2020 à 15h24

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 7 oct. 2020 à 9h28

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 7 oct. 2020 à 13h46

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 8 oct. 2020 à 14h31

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 9 oct. 2020 à 15h05

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 14 oct. 2020 à 9h38

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Débloqué le 22 juin 2022 à 11h58

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Débloqué le 7 oct. 2020 à 10h51

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 8 oct. 2020 à 15h36

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2020 à 12h05

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Débloqué le 11 oct. 2020 à 12h06

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Débloqué le 8 oct. 2020 à 15h37

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Débloqué le 2 mai 2021 à 16h19

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 6 oct. 2020 à 11h04

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2020 à 13h57

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

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